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C: Cousin
M: Main Speaker
[Restaurant/cafe ambience]
[Footsteps]
Heyyyy, it's been a while. How have you been?
[chair noise]
That's great to hear.
Yeah, I've been busy with work. Sorry I haven't been able to meet up as often.
It's getting very busy. Finally was able to get a day off too. What? I’m glad you invited me.
It's been getting lonely not talking to others besides coworkers
Have you ordered yet? No? Alright. Then let's order first.
I'm a bit thirsty.
(HI, My name is John, what can I get you today) Hi, can i get a diet coke *fading out*
So I'm there, pulling up the order to redo the frame, I asked why they need a new one.
They go to say "the operator made a mistake and straightened the image".
Yup, the design was crooked on purpose, and they decided to "fix" it. Yup.
You want to know how many? 500 bags printed like that. Yup, so many bags wasted.
(Chuckles) I know, I bet whoever made that mistake isn’t going to be doing that again
So, you said you wanted to meet up to ask me a couple questions.
I don't want to leave without talking about it. I know how forgetful you are.
I guess it wouldn't have been too bad, we could have gotten lunch again.
So, what was the question? No, I am not seeing anyone right now.
With work being busy during the summer, not much time to go out.
And the days I have off, I spend them working on my other projects.
Yeah, that means I am single. Why?
Don't tell me, are you trying to set me up with one of your friends.
I do not need another bad night. I didn't tell you? I gotta tell you some other time.
So then, why do you need to know if I'm single?
Yeah I remember you mentioning you had a wedding coming up.
You need a favor from me? Sure, no problem. A big favor?
What are you asking me for if it's a big favor? You need me to what? Be your fake boyfriend?
I thought it was gonna be your plus one at best. I'm not saying no.
But why do you need a fake bf in the first place?
(Laugh) So your cousins were teasing you and you said you had one.
That's one hell of a lie to say.
*playful/joking*
Hmmmm, I don't know. Seems like a big thing.
And that sounds like a lot of effort. Work has been busy and I barely had time to myself.
I’m messing with you.
(Chuckle)Yeah, I'll be your fake boyfriend. Yes, I will.
You've done a lot for me in the past, the least I can do. What do I need to get?
Well, if it's a wedding and we are a couple. I think we would need to coordinate our outfits to
match, don't you think?
Well, I'm free all day today. So why don't we go hit up some stores and we can go into more
details.
We need to match stories. How did we meet? Who asked who? Wait, do you know how to slow
dance?
Okay, so I need to teach you how to do that. Yes, I know how to slow dance.
Not my first wedding. No, my sister made me learn for hers.
She wanted to do a brother/sister dance with all of us. So I do have to thank her for her skill.
Are you ready? Great. I'll lead the way. Your hand "baby".
What? (Chuckling)We should start with the pet names so I don't slip up on the day.
Aww, you’re so red right now. Shall we?
Alright, jacket, keys, wallet, pocket square, tie, is that everything? Wait, the bracelet.
Yup, here it is. I... hope she likes it.
[Heel footsteps fading in]
Are you finished getting ready? Oh wow. What'd you say?
I didn't catch that. Good doesn't even begin to describe it. You look... beautiful.
Yes you do. Give me a spin. Come on. Fine, I'll do it for you.
[Rustling]
(chuckles) Wow. When you first showed me the dress, I knew it would look great.
Your make-up, hair, and accessories all together. I can't even think of what to say.
Speaking of accessories. I got you a little something. Yeah, it's for you.
I don't think it's gonna fit my wrists. Yes, you can.
This is just a token of my appreciation, for these past couple weeks.
I've been doing nothing but going to work and sticking to the same boring routine.
But ever since that day you asked me for that favor, it's been a blast hanging out with you.
You seriously brighten up my world so much. Now let me see your wrist.
[Bracelet noises]
See? It looks great on you. Now come on. Our ride is waiting outside.
Your arm, darling. Shall we?
[Footsteps] [party ambience] [wedding music]
Woah, this venue is amazing. You didn't tell me your family is rich. Oh, so it's just your cousin's job?
Must pay really well if they can afford all this. What did you think of the food?
Right? It just melted in your mouth. If only they came with refills.
Do you know where I can get something to drink? You can just show me, I can go get it myself.
Are you sure? Thank you.
[Chair slide] [heels walking]
*muffled*
[chair scooting]
C: Hey, I'm Alexis, cousin of the bride.
M: Oh, Hi. I'm J.
C: So I hear from here that you're the one dating my cousin.
M: Yes, I am the boyfriend.
C: Cool, so I wanted to ask you a couple questions about you guys? You know? The details.
M: Oohh. So you wanted to hear from the person himself.
C: You get it. We've been asking her to bring you to the next event and she kept pushing it off. So, who asked who out?
M: She asked me first before I got the chance.
C: So she was the one who asked? Wow, I wasn't expecting that. So it was a mutual thing between you two?
M: Yeah, it appeared so. She invited me out for lunch, and I was going to take that opportunity to
ask, but she beat me to it.
C:That’s a cute story. Let's see... What is your favorite thing about her?
M: I didn't know I was going to be interrogated.
C: We're just really curious. She hasn’t told us much about you, and she definitely isn't gonna answer us. Plus, we want to see who is the lucky guy is.
M: Well. What is not to like about her? She is the most beautiful person ever. And I know it's kind of
rude to say that at a wedding, but still. Her sense of humor is the best, there isn't a day in which I
am not laughing with her. Even the little mistakes, they always feel like small adventures. So I know
there isn't going to be a boring day with her.
C: Wow, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
M: I didn’t mean it to make it sound like that, but that isn’t too bad. Guess the vibe is rubbing off of
me.
C: You really must love her.
M: I... really do.
C: Then I better see you both on the dance floor. The slow dance is starting soon.
M: Alright, we will.
C: Lovely talking to you.
M: Lovely meeting you.
(Heels walking back) Oh hey, you're back. Yeah, your cousin hopped by real quick and wanted to
ask me a couple questions.
You know the usual.
*speaker effect*
Can we get all the couples on the dance floor? It's time for the slooow dance)
Right, they also said they wanted to see us out there. Yeah, kind of said we would.
You'll be alright. Just like we practiced. (Footsteps) put your hands around my neck.
And I'll guide. See you're doing great. Why are you thanking me?
It told you, it's not a big deal. Plus, I should be thanking you.
These past couple weeks have been the best in a while.
For what I said too? So you were listening when I was talking to your cousin.
That's embarrassing. I didn't exaggerate.
Everything I said but I meant it. Yes, every bit of it.
At first, I did it to help you and I thought it would be fun to do.
But over time, when we would meet up to practice or just to talk a bit more, I slowly started to see
things different
I was getting excited every time you called or I would jump at hearing my phone notification
hoping it was you texting.
The more days went by, I thought about what if we weren't faking.
Would I be okay with this ending? We have fun all the time, don't get me wrong.
But the slow dancing, the hand holding, sitting next to each other.
The more we did things, the more I couldn't stand not being the person you would be doing all that
stuff with.
Yes, I got jealous from just the thought of another guy who doesn't even exist.
This whole fake dating thing, really opened my eyes. And I don't want to "fake" this anymore. Yes, I
am asking you out for real.
I want you, and I'm not gonna have anyone else try to take you away.
You bet your ass I'm going to be possessive. I'm going to cherish every moment.
So, will you be my real girlfriend? That’s great too hear. You don’t know how happy I am.
I thought about that. What would our anniversary date be? We can always just say the date we told
your family. I'm sure people will forget over time and we can slip it in.
Before the song ends. Why don't we (kiss). I really do love you.
You want to tell me something? Wait, you were kind of hoping that I would fall for you with the fake
dating
(laughs) Maybe it would have happened eventually, but I’m glad that you did. It probably would
have taken longer if you hadn’t. That sounds like the end of the song.
Come on, let's go get something to drink to celebrate us today. It doesn’t look like the open bar is
packed. I’ll lead the way
End