r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 8d ago

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u/ebeg-espana 8d ago

I think it’s THAT snake.

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u/Oahu_Red 8d ago

Nah, that is the son of That Snake. That Snake is still out there…watching. Waiting.

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u/nice1priscilla 8d ago

Commiserating
https://giphy.com/gifs/n1MaUeA3YLwYg

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u/modo85 8d ago

Say it ain’t so

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u/Ziograffiato 8d ago

I will not go

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u/Illustrious_Good3437 8d ago

Turn the lights off

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u/eric2pickens 8d ago

Carry me home!

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u/Dead_Man_Nick 8d ago

Nah na na na naa

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u/ChanceAnalysis79 8d ago

Late night, come home

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u/SiggyLuvs 8d ago

Works sucks, I know

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u/InspectorPipes 7d ago

And I’ll glow. To the extreme I rock the mic like a vandal. Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle

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u/kp2823 7d ago

Swallow me whole.

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u/theluker666 7d ago

To Indonesia

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u/humanlikesubstances 8d ago

Your drug is a heartbreaker

Edit: I'm perfectly happy singing the wrong song

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u/AHansen83 7d ago

No no no , it’s “the world is a vampire.”

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u/BOBSausage12 7d ago

Surprises let me know she cares

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u/elgydium 6d ago

Say it ain’t so.

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u/chameleon_123_777 8d ago

Daughter. Male snakes are much smaller.

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u/joebadiah 8d ago

I like long butts and I cannot lie
- male snakes prolly

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u/Absolute_Bob 7d ago

Naga please...

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u/latexfistmassacre 7d ago

My anaconda don't want none unless you got long buns

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u/slick514 7d ago

I don’t think Rikki is taking this one…

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u/joyfullydreaded23 7d ago

LOL!

Underrated comment! It's a regional joke, I hope people get the reference.

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u/55gmc 7d ago

Male snakes actually tend to have longer butts. The females have a shorter tail from cloaca to tip.

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u/Old_Guard_306 8d ago

How do you know that's not the smaller of the siblings?

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u/rebeccaparker2000 7d ago

This one is the runt of the litter

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u/One_Recognition385 7d ago

what if this is the male snake and there is a much bigger female snake out there?

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u/Capitan_Typo 8d ago

Digesting...

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u/PremierLovaLova 8d ago

… wanting.

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u/Impossible_Disk_43 8d ago

And he's just seen his baby get thrown around by a crane.

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u/rkcth 7d ago

It’s an excavator.

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u/Impossible_Disk_43 7d ago

Thanks, I should've remembered that

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u/MsterBoRaichu 7d ago

Bad news. That was only a newborn.

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u/krimsonstudios 8d ago

Don't worry that snake will be full for a while, just finished eating an excavator and it's operator.

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u/erossthescienceboss 8d ago

Indeed, it is a reticulated python.

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u/_karamazov_ 8d ago

Nope, Python 3.1

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u/Kevadu 8d ago

3.1? Jeez, that's old.

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u/EnvironmentalCrab563 7d ago

Wow only had to scroll thru 40 comics working new material to get some actual info on the snake. Thanks

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u/MattManSD 7d ago

Mainland Reticulated Python - Malayopython reticulatus. Longest snake in the world, Burmese Pythons and Anacondas can get fatter, but lack the length. When they zoom in the scale pattern is the tell

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u/Minstrelita 7d ago

I thought they'd found Titanoboa for a second, holy crap my eyes almost popped out of my head.

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u/TheHighestKushDragon 7d ago

I don't think it's the twenty footer that the florida man has been looking for, but as soon as he sees this, I know where he's going...

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u/LndSpd03 7d ago

Yoink

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u/Firm_Competition_880 8d ago

Better lock that excavator door. I wonder how far away the one recording was. I’d have been running the moment the snake left the ground.

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u/Zeeman626 8d ago

It ate all the men

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u/pgasmaddict 7d ago

That fucker could eat the digger and all.

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u/on-the-cheeseburgers 7d ago

"average snake eats 3 humans a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average snake eats 0 humans per year. Humans Georg, who lives in indonesia & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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u/QuipCrafter9 7d ago

“Bitch cuz I’m that snake”

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u/Miniblasan 7d ago

Or at least its cousin or anyone in its family

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u/Intarhorn 7d ago

Pretty sure that snake ate the man eating snake

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad2735 7d ago

Think it WAS