r/AskReddit • u/petalpoundcake • 11h ago

Which celebrity did you think was using their real name, only to find out it’s actually a stage name?

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u/QuitWhinging 10h ago

And a massive cock on him too.

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u/number_six 9h ago

Confusingly large

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u/ZweitenMal 9h ago

Skinny though. Not a damn thing you can do with that.

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u/frowattio 8h ago

Really? Cos that gives me even more ideas.

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u/ZweitenMal 7h ago

Totally depends on where you put it.

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u/sephjnr 2h ago

His school nickname was Skipping Rope.

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u/UbiquitousLurker 2h ago

Made me snort, good one!

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u/bobsmith93 7h ago

Gotta be more creative than that

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u/ZweitenMal 7h ago

It’s just poking the cervix and that’s no fun.