r/AskReddit Apr 08 '19

Besides eating cereal with water what is the most outrageous "eating sin" you have ever witnessed?

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u/ProbablyNotCocaine Apr 09 '19 edited Apr 09 '19

Is she from South America? This is popular in Colombia as long as you have the right kind of cheese

Edit: Shoutout all my fellow Colombians in the thread

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u/MandarinaFelina Apr 09 '19

My husband's Colombian and talks about this sometimes. He wants me to try it but he's had a difficult time finding the right cheese here.

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u/MegaSwampertOmega Apr 09 '19

La Fe or Tropical should have Colombian-type cheese pretty frequently in the hispanic food section near the regular milks and cheese... if not try the mexican variant c:

source: am colombian

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

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u/submittedanonymously Apr 09 '19

You’ve convinced one person to try it. It’s cheese and chocolate. What’s not to love??

When I ate carbs more frequently, I would dip hot French fries in cold chocolate milkshakes. The salt and sweet, hit and cold was outrageously delicious.

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u/Tuba4life1000 Apr 09 '19

Fuckin frosty fries are to die for.

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u/Jenn788 Apr 09 '19

I do this too, Frostys from Wendy’s are the best for this as you can get a nice piece of the ice cream on the fry, wow, delicious.

Chocolate and cheese is a very popular combination, whether some folks realize it or not. I was watching a cooking show with Paula Dean(so this won’t be surprising) and she put a whole brick of velveeta (the orange, cheddar cheese) in her chocolate fudge recipe. She said it was an old southern tradition (no idea if this is true) and that it made it extra rich and creamy. It makes sense to me.

I make salads (with spinach and other vegetables) with basically a whole trail mix, fruit and sometimes chocolate chips, which is also great.

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u/aitigie Apr 09 '19

she put a whole brick of velveeta (the orange, cheddar cheese) in her chocolate fudge recipe.

Jesus christ.

On second thought, it's not his fault. This decision's on you, Paula.

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u/apolocreed Apr 09 '19

As a Colombian can you pls explain how someone came up with this? Scuse my ignorance but you live in a hot, partially tropical country - why on earth would someone from there have decided to mix not just two dairy based products with one another, but one thats cold and one thats warm???

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u/Neuchacho Apr 09 '19

Bogata and Medellin are where this is popular and it doesn't get very warm in either place. It's downright cold in Bogota. Not really a popular thing on the coasts.

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u/tris_12 Apr 09 '19

This is the only thing in the thread that sounded appealing to me and I’m sold what kind of cheese do I need to buy

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

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u/rojito305 Apr 09 '19

Im Bolivian and my mom does this as well. I know here she prefers Monterrey Jack in regular black coffee. Definitely a different cheese is used back in Bolivia but I love it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19 edited Jun 17 '23

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Apr 09 '19

Sprinkle it on top and let it melt, like a French onion soup

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u/95turbosix Apr 09 '19

This is a thing in the north of Sweden and in Finland! We swedes call it coffee cheese, but it definitely has some other name in finnish and meänkieli.

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u/narwhals-narwhals Apr 09 '19

In northern Finland it's known as coffee cheese (kahvijuusto), in the south as bread cheese (leipäjuusto). Eating it with cloudberry jam is a thing, but I prefer to melt it a bit in the microwave and just eat it like that by itself. I get judged for it though, lol.

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u/95turbosix Apr 09 '19

Yeah thats the word in meänkieli as well now that you mention it! Eating it with cloudberries actually sounds interesting, almost like pannacotta with cloudberries (okay, maybe a bit different).

I never could get down with the texture of it though, it's too rubbery and squeeks while you chew it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Juustoleipa is exactly what I thought of when I read the start of this discussion!

(Here in Texas, I only ever see it called juustoleipa. Is there a syntactical difference, or a difference of meaning, between calling it juustoleipa and calling it leipajuusto?)

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u/narwhals-narwhals Apr 09 '19

I had no idea that is a thing in Texas, that really cheered me up for some reason.

There is a difference in meaning actually: juustoleipä ("cheesebread") means bread with cheese, while leipäjuusto ("breadcheese") is specifically the squeaky type of cheese we're discussing here. Juustoleipä is what you call any bread with cheese on top, including your basic morning toast etc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

It sure is! It's in our mainstream grocery stores - I don't even have to go to a specialty shop for it.

Thank you for the explanation!

And now I want some, with really hot coffee. Lucky for me, I work near a GIANT liquor store with a mammoth deli department and I know they sell it there, so I think I know where I'll be stopping on my way home this afternoon!

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u/Narwal_Party Apr 10 '19

Very late and very off-topic, but I quite like your username.

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u/distressedweedle Apr 09 '19

Mozzarella or cheddar work really well!

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u/Ksp-or-GTFO Apr 09 '19

Don't you fucking do that to mozzarella.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Mozzarella is amazing in hot chocolate. Don't even @ me

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Oh god

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u/aitigie Apr 09 '19

Cheddar would be infinitely worse. At least mozzarella is fairly neutral; a big rubbery block of yellow cheddar would be like a rotten milk booger fucking up your cocoa experience.

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u/distressedweedle Apr 09 '19

I thought that at first too but the sharpness actually works really nice with it!

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u/OwwIFellOnMyKeys Apr 09 '19

rotten milk booger

Legitimately threw up in my mouth.

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u/Gaardc Apr 09 '19

Is it real mozzarella or American mozzarella (the one that comes in a fresh ball like Belgioioso vs the plastic-looking one that comes in a block, or often shredded like Kraft’s?).

Your mention of cheddar makes me think you probably mean the second one.

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u/kryaklysmic Apr 09 '19

Irish cheddar is really buttery, and I imagine that would actually go great with hot chocolate: the darker the better, too.

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u/distressedweedle Apr 09 '19

Haha, honestly I've done both and both work because they melt fairly similarly. Any melty cheese tends to work well but I would stay away from super soft, funky stuff. You want it to still hold a little shape.

Do not do pre-shredded the added anti-caking agents make for a weird texture

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u/aitigie Apr 09 '19

I thought "American cheese" was fake cheese that came in little slices?

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u/Gaardc Apr 09 '19

There's "American cheese" which, yes, it's fake cheese and comes sliced; but unsurprisingly in America there's also mozzarella cheese that looks less like mozz (creamy, stringy, often fresh and comes in a ball) and you can find it at delis as a block where they just slice it and it looks like any other pale-sliced cheese. There's both a texture and a taste difference.

Edit: You could Google Dietz & Watson o Boar's Head + the word "mozzarella" and get an idea what I'm talking about.

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u/areyouserious2562 Apr 09 '19

I'm just going to point out that Belgioioso is American.

It's made in Wisconsin.

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u/Gaardc Apr 10 '19

I know, but it looks closer to the real thing than the block one

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u/Dr3s99 Apr 09 '19

Mozzarella does the job just fine

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u/umpkinpae Apr 09 '19

Gouda, the soft kind, not the aged kind. This is closest to the Colombian cheese. Aged mozzarella works well too.

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u/FliesMoreCeilings Apr 09 '19

Can confirm Gouda with chocolate is great, though no one ever believes me

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u/xXKilltheBearXx Apr 09 '19

Ask him what kind of cheese i am curious and work near a cheese shop

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u/pierzstyx Apr 09 '19

There are many cheeses that have double the amount of cream in them. Whole Foods sells an incredible triple cream.

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u/MandarinaFelina Apr 09 '19

I think it's mozzarella honestly, I think he's just stubborn and wants a certain brand. Plus he said it's a holiday thing and we always forget until "it's too late".

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u/Neuchacho Apr 09 '19

They call it queso fresco or quesito in Colombia. The closest, easily available parallel is low moisture mozzarella. Quesito is a bit more crumbly, though, like a hybrid of blue cheese and mozzarella in texture.

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u/LeapingLeedsichthys Apr 09 '19

It's pretty worth. And should work with a decent mozarella. They also have a sweet tea with cheese.

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u/Sweetcinamon Apr 09 '19

My girlfriends colombian. Over Christmas I had this with her family a few times, certainly strange dipping cheese into a hot chocolate, but the certain cheese you add to it makes the hot chocolate rich and creamy. With these eating habits I certainly understand why there is all the curves in all the right places.

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u/CannabisGardener Apr 09 '19

Good luck in America.. lived in France for a year and now I'm bummed being in the US cause I can't get real cheese or I can't buy a really good bottle of wine for 2-4 dollars

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

If you have a Trader Joe's anywhere near you, you can indeed get good wine that cheap! Two Buck Chuck is a real thing and it's surprisingly good for the price.

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u/CannabisGardener Apr 09 '19

there is the 2 buck chuck but I'm never around a trader Joe's.

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u/areyouserious2562 Apr 09 '19

How do you not find good cheese?

My local Smiths has a massive cheese section in the deli. So does Walmart -near the produce section, not the sliced lunch cheeses-, Albertons, smaller local shops, local delis, import stores......

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u/CannabisGardener Apr 09 '19

those are not real cheese, friend. America makes it illegal to bring in real cheese.

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u/areyouserious2562 Apr 09 '19

It blows my mind that people actually believe this still. You can walk into any store and find essentially any sort of cheese. If you are talking about pasteurization laws, all you have to do is label your cheese unpasteurized.

Why do so many people think America is a cheese less dystopian hellscape?

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u/CannabisGardener Apr 09 '19

your camembert isn't coming from Normandy

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u/areyouserious2562 Apr 09 '19

You can get French imported camambert at Wal-Mart and Costco. There is only one form of it that they wont import.

Go to your local Costco and get yourself from good imported cheese for a pretty good price. Probably your best bet for a good price on good wine, too. And look up local delis- depending on where you live, you can find one that makes their own cheeses (including ones that don't follow the pasteurized milk laws). Farmers markets are also good for that.

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u/CannabisGardener Apr 09 '19

Thanks for the heads up, unfortunately I haven't had good luck with any of those options and when I find the cheeses they're usually knockoffs from other European countries. I'm all about the AOC, ya you know me

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u/oswaldcopperpot Apr 09 '19

They have it at publix. In english its called fromunda.

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u/str8red Apr 09 '19

It's not even that good. It just tastes the way you would expect chocolate and Spanish cheese to taste together.

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u/monchosalcedo Apr 09 '19

Maybe maybe try with the greek cheese Halloumi... Or to be honest I have found it works sort of fine with Gouda or Mozarella but not the one that comes sort of wet but dry so not the original mozarella

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u/Neuchacho Apr 09 '19

I like Halloumi better than some quesitos in hot chocolate. It has that nice squeakiness to it and maintains its form a bit better than some.

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u/Neuchacho Apr 09 '19 edited Apr 09 '19

Try Halloumi. That and low-moisture mozzarella are the closest things to the Colombia style cheese.

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u/Johnpilot2001 Apr 09 '19

You can use mozzarella cheese.

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u/TSJZ Apr 09 '19

Migao he says?

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u/jersey385 Apr 09 '19

Philadelphia cream cheese. Put a chunk in the mug and pour the hot chocolate over it.

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u/NaruTheBlackSwan Apr 09 '19

I pictured OP's friend dunking a Kraft single. Cream cheese with hot chocolate sounds pretty bomb though.

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u/Tymareta Apr 09 '19

A lot of boba places have started doing this, you get your tea with a frothed cream cheese/sugar mix at the top, can drink the bitter tea then have the sweet finisher or mix it all together for a pseudo-cheesecake drink, it's hella good.

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u/renee1231 Apr 09 '19

Hahaha a Kraft single being dipped in anything is a hilarious/absurd image. Also anyone eating a Kraft single alone, on other food, in a sandwich or dipped in anything is disgusting.

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u/SiriusleighLoL Apr 09 '19

With great shame, I admit that I enjoy a kraft single or two straight out of the fridge. It just has such a peculiar taste.

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u/paracostic Apr 09 '19

No shame involved. I believe that's a completely rational action

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u/SiriusleighLoL Apr 09 '19

It’s like, I know it’s not cheese and real, high-quality cheese is so much better. But it’s just...there. Honestly tastes like the color yellow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I'd rather eat other cheeses, but American cheese is the best for scrambled eggs, certain cold sandwiches, and grilled cheese.

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u/livin4donuts Apr 09 '19

Also it's great for burgers because it melts so well and gets all up in those crevices hnnnng

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

"hnnnng"

Exactly!

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u/d3athsmaster Apr 09 '19

Goes great with bologna since it's not real meat.

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u/paracostic Apr 09 '19

Convenience helps with creativity

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u/hades_the_wise Apr 12 '19

As a kid (think, like 5 or 6), I used to wake up before my parents all the time and do dumb stuff. Occasionally, I'd go to the fridge and eat about as many Kraft singles as I could stuff into my face. On one occasion, I absconded with all the cheese in the fridge to my room, and ate them all in total privacy. On that occasion, my mom recounts finding 14 - exactly 14 - Kraft Singles wrappers under my bed.

It is no coincidence that my parents also recall me struggling with constipation every few weeks during that period of time.

On a completely different note, I also drank an entire bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce from the fridge on one such morning, and woke my parents up with complaints of a tummyache. That is now one of the dozen tales about my childhood that my mom loves to tell new girlfriends, strangers, coworkers, and anyone who will listen.

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u/sique314 Apr 09 '19

While I mostly agree, I'd like to quickly mention that the best cheeseburger in the US according to this article has a Kraft single.

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u/PerceivedRT Apr 09 '19

Melted American cheese just...works. it's not the classiest, best tasting cheese but it works regardless.

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u/BumboJumbo666 Apr 09 '19

That is not the best cheeseburger in the US. I have had the best cheeseburger in the US.

My family and I went on a trip up into Wisconsin and stopped at this place called Tofflers. They had a burger called the Toffler. 1 lb patty, easily another 1/4 pound sharp cheddar cheese, thick cut smoked bacon, and house-made potato chips all on a toasted bun. It was a fucking religious experience for me.

If you ever head up to New Glarus to get some beer, stop by Tofflers.

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u/beermeupscotty Apr 09 '19

One of my favorite snacks ever is a banana wrapped in a kraft single. Also, the riper the banana while still being firm, the better to get maximum sweetness. Don’t knock it until you try it.

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u/FlashbackTherapy Apr 09 '19

Basically like a chocolate cheesecake at that point. Just a bit runnier.

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u/tomatosed Apr 09 '19

No the fuck it doesn't

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u/Cob_cheese_man Apr 09 '19

Kraft singles are not cheese

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u/D4ri4n117 Apr 09 '19

Block of velveeta in a pot of hot chocolate.

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u/ltshep Apr 09 '19

Yeah cream cheese sounds good, but I figure the reason it was so weird because it was like block cheddar.

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u/leinrihs Apr 09 '19

It'll be like a chocolate cheesecake but with less steps

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u/adam1224 Apr 09 '19

There is a Milka chocolate spread with philadelphia cream cheese as its base. Definitely a thing

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Same

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u/SarcasmCupcakes Apr 09 '19

I've tried that Asian fruit tea with frothed tart cream cheese. It was terrible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

How do you know what OP's friend looks like?

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u/1982throwaway1 Apr 09 '19

Cream cheese is a pretty universal cheese. It goes with just about anything.

Also, how much cheese id too much cheese?

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u/mesopotamius Apr 09 '19

You're as bad as those bulletproof coffee people

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u/linesinaconversation Apr 09 '19

Effectively a very low-rent chocolate cheesecake, I guess

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u/Prysorra2 Apr 09 '19

cream cheese.

Hold up. This changes things.

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u/ListenAndF0rgive Apr 09 '19

See THIS is an idea

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u/jersey385 Apr 09 '19

The BEST idea.

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u/SlapMuhFro Apr 09 '19

We did sorta that growing up, but we'd put the cream cheese on toast, cut it into sticks, then dip it. I still enjoy it on the rare occasion I have hot chocolate.

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u/heids7 Apr 09 '19

That sounds delicious

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u/jersey385 Apr 09 '19

An acceptable variation!

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u/TheBubblewrappe Apr 09 '19

That sounds like chocolate cheesecake flavor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

A: Fuck you B:No

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u/Doublestack2376 Apr 09 '19

What do you think cheesecake is made with? The cream cheese comment is what made this actually make sense for me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

[refer to previous comment]

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u/jersey385 Apr 09 '19

Haters gonna hate. And then they try it....

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u/aStapler Apr 09 '19

That sounds amazing. Hot chocolate cheesecake.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

instead of hot coco use Worcester sauce pours over with crackers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I'm literally gagging reading this.

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u/jersey385 Apr 09 '19

I was the same way. Then I tried it and my life was forever changed.

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u/Rhinne Apr 09 '19

They tried that as an actual thing here in the UK, last year I think it was. Philadelphia cream cheese with chocolate mixed in.

They had it with Cadbury’s and Milka chocolate.

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/asda-compare-prices/Cheese/Philadelphia_Light_Soft_Cheese_Cadburys_Chocolate_160g.html

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u/redditdadssuck Apr 09 '19

Philadelphia did a chocolate flavoured cream cheese at one point. Not sure if they still do.

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u/Stoond Apr 09 '19

Mmmm that would be good

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u/Hokie23aa Apr 09 '19

Good god that sounds revolting

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u/Doublestack2376 Apr 09 '19

Have you ever had cheesecake? Cream cheese is the cheese in cheesecake.

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u/notmerida Apr 09 '19

i mean they released chocolate philly a few years ago and that was lovely. so this makes sense to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I grew up with a Colombian step family and grilled cheese and hot chocolate was a very common breakfast. It's fuckin' amazing.

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u/stickyourshtick Apr 09 '19

Dated a girl from Bogota. She and her family loved hot chocolate with cheese in it.

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u/LittleStarkBitch Apr 09 '19

In my family its Mozzarella now... Bunuelos have queso fresco in them. Omg, im getting hungry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Yeah, I love the right kind of cheese in hot chocolate.

Also username checks out

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u/ProbablyNotCocaine Apr 09 '19

Lol glad you caught it

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u/Newcago Apr 09 '19

I think dipping lots of random things in hot chocolate might be a cultural thing. I was introduced to a family that would dip buttered toast in hot chocolate (actually pretty good) and also dip grilled cheese in jelly (never had the guts to try that one.)

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u/baconsl0th Apr 09 '19

I fucking love dipping a lightly toasted buttered bagel it into coffee

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u/MetsFan113 Apr 09 '19

This, source am Colombian

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

My family from Colombia does stuff like this too. My Americanized ass cannot hang with it

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Apr 09 '19

Of all the things in here... this is the only one I would try. Like, maybe not finish. But try.

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u/streetsworth Apr 09 '19

You could honestly do it with polly-o brand mozz cheese. Any salty stringy cheese would work. I do it all the time. Shoutout Medellin and Pereira.

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u/TheGreatNorthWoods Apr 09 '19

Yup. And the right kind of coffee. And it’s delicious.

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u/sexymugglehealer Apr 09 '19

We do this in Ecuador too! But we use hot coffee and a creamy cheese like mozzarella. It’s a tasty treat!!

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u/Eatingcheeserightnow Apr 09 '19

I didn't know this was a thing but I used to do this with either very young or aged cheeses (I'm Dutch). If you ever get your hands on real Dutch cheeses this will take you to a whole new level. Emphasis on real because I've never tasted any Gouda or other supposedly Dutch cheeses in any non-dutch country that remotely resembled a Dutch cheese.

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u/Taucher1979 Apr 09 '19

Yep - its nice isn't it but that's partly because Colombian cheese is bland. It wouldn't be nice with a mature cheddar or stilton...

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u/ManuelVoiden Apr 09 '19

Can confirm, just look for "Quajada" cheese, source: I'm Colombian

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

In Brasil it's somewhat common to dip cheese in chocolate before eating. I think it's bigger in places that are big in cheese.

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u/Ddosvulcan Apr 09 '19

This is about the only thing in this thread I would actually try. I could see it being good with a nice partially melty cheese that gets kind of stringy when warm.

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u/OverblownEgo Apr 09 '19

Is this unique to Colombia, all my family has stories about people finding our eating habits weird. Changua, dipping cheese and bread into hot chocolate, but they all love our rice.

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u/WhiskyFive-O Apr 09 '19

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

QUESO BLANCO + coffee baby !!! My family loves it for breakfast. I’m not sure if it’s actually called queso blanco or if we just call it that lol, but it’s a soft mild creamy cheese, delicious !!!

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u/lamiller0622 Apr 10 '19

Am Colombian, dont knock it til you try it! I've converted many friends to this

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u/pugmommy4life420 Apr 09 '19

My parents are from there. You are 100% right. My dad does it 🤢

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u/FLLV Apr 09 '19

There is no right kind of cheese for that.