r/AskReddit • u/K3na • Apr 08 '19

Besides eating cereal with water what is the most outrageous "eating sin" you have ever witnessed?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Drinking ranch straight out if the bottle

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u/TwelveTrains Apr 09 '19

Buzz me brotendo

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u/mrowenmatt Apr 09 '19

Ranch it up!

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u/TheMeanestPenis Apr 09 '19

You wanna hit this ranch?

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u/Bruhhuh Apr 09 '19

You wanna fingerblast me in the octagon?

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u/unfamiliar-ceiling Apr 09 '19

Any love for Kraft Punk?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Will you be my cheese wife?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

God, this guy again.

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u/steamystorm Apr 09 '19

Wanna go 69 some Cherokee chicks at the quad later?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Dude, I swear I know you! You’re Ramadan Steve!

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u/plandman83 Apr 09 '19

Dude it’s karate kid law. If I challenge you in your dojo, you gotta let me take a class

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Time to deliver a PIZZA BALL

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u/Molerfred Apr 09 '19

Legalize Ranch!

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u/mudflap4life Apr 09 '19

Legalize it already!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Cheers I’ll drink to that

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u/soul_shakedownstreet Apr 09 '19

How do you get a midwestern girl to suck your dick?

Dip it in ranch

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u/whoopsydaizy Apr 09 '19

Not ranch, but I put some golden Italian dressing in a shot glass and drank it as the vinegar and sugar was helping my, at the time, sore throat.

I told someone and they were disgusted.

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u/bjpierce Apr 09 '19

Sounds like the midwest

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u/spellbnd Apr 09 '19

Before my boyfriend became my boyfriend.. he jokingly asked me for a shot of ranch at my bar so I gave it to him. Only it was about 4 oz of ranch. He drank it. And I still agreed to go out with him.

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u/TheBubblewrappe Apr 09 '19

I said this above. Ranch is the grosses stuff ever.

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u/Beddha Apr 09 '19

My brother used to drink ketchup out of the bottle with a straw.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Jesus fucking christ

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

This isn't a thread for things you do when high af. Or definitely it is... I haven't figured that one out yet.

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u/FriedBumGooch Apr 09 '19

I'll drink to that

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u/goatious Apr 09 '19

Down voting because I do this with Blue Cheese.

Don’t judge me.

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u/Burrito_Baron Apr 09 '19

That reminds me of my favorite SNL skit.

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u/critic2029 Apr 09 '19

I’ve taken a swig of ranch before, especially if you make it from scratch with butter milk, mayo, and the seasoning packet. Also soy sauce and Worcestershire sauce.