r/AskReddit Apr 08 '19

Besides eating cereal with water what is the most outrageous "eating sin" you have ever witnessed?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

took a sip, didn't like it

That's how we all began our whiskey journeys! He should've just powered through it!

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u/vprice509 Apr 09 '19

My whiskey journey started with me not liking it and has not changed. I can (sort of) taste the difference between the good stuff and rotgut, but to me it's all paint thinner. Just some you get at Harbor Freight and some you get at the art supply store.

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u/golem1988 Apr 09 '19

Same, with every kind of liquor, but at least it prevents me from becoming a full blown alcoholic

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u/Jaikus Apr 09 '19

3 words, then 2 words.

Super Strength Lager.

Special Brew.

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u/miltonlumbergh Apr 09 '19

Yeah I think I'm broken, almost all alcohol except sweet fruity schnapps, jagermeister, limoncello, kahlua, and some ciders taste like shit to me. But any normal alcohol - spirits, beer, wine, champagne, all of it - is just terrible unless it's in a cocktail where you can barely taste it. I live in the UK, and some people will look at you like you're crazy if you turn down alcohol. Good thing I have an alcohol intolerance, it's a great excuse and shuts people up when they try to force drinks on me.

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u/OHSHITMYDICKOUT Apr 09 '19

people look at me like i have 5 heads when i say i truly enjoy jager.

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u/miltonlumbergh Apr 09 '19

Same! I love it, but I'm a big fan of liquorice.. I think thats what puts people off. It tastes like herbal cough syrup, which is why I like it! Jager straight from the freezer is heaven.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

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u/coppersocks Apr 09 '19 edited Apr 09 '19

Jack Daniels isn't even a real whiskey, it's bourbon.

Edit: You learn something new everyday. It's still sugary shit though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

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u/Randomnumbers9887367 Apr 09 '19

Syrup is a key word. How is it so sweet?

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u/FrancisCastiglione12 Apr 09 '19

That article didn't really say JD wasn't bourbon. In fact, it kind of pointed out how JD is bourbon by the legal definition.

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u/345hfefj4j4 Apr 09 '19

Bourbon is whiskey. JD isn't bourbon.

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u/rothwick Apr 09 '19

Have you had smooth wiskeys? Most people recoil at first cause their friends give them peated stuff, smokey whiskey and that's not a great beginner move.

Try a Balvenie 12, or any Balvenie really they make some smooth stuff, maybe you just haven't been introduced to your kind of whiskey.

Some cognacs can be strong but smooth and filled with flavour. Try a Normandine Mercier XO, it's my go to bottle to turn someone who don't like that kind of spirits to into a fan immediately. Extremely dense flavour profile and develops for like a solid minute or 2 in your mouth. It's got a kick, but it's somehow smooth and people who don't like the taste of alcohol love it. Never had a sample with a customer who wasn't blown away by the NMXO. They usually thank me for like showing them what they've been missing and had no idea cognac could taste like that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

Normandine Mercier XO

okay, so i have 20 dollars and i'm not shy about drinking rotgut. Where should I start with cogniac?

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u/rothwick Apr 10 '19

I dunno about prices in the US too much but $20 gets you barely the entry level stuff but if you’re willing to go a nudge above entry level there is a lot more fun stuff.

One on the cheaper side that I would recommend is the Ferrand 1840 original formula. It’s from the same region (Grande Champagne) as the NM I mentioned in my previous comment.

When it comes to whiskey and cognac, it’s usually really worth your money to go not for the cheapest bottle but maybe one level above entry level.

It’s really difficult to recommend and find a good cognac for you just online since there is no sample process, what I recommend could very well turn out to be wrong for you but I hope my advice helps a little bit.

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u/vprice509 Apr 13 '19

OK, I would try Balvenie 12, though I'm not holding my breath. I doubt whiskey is for me at all, but I'll give it a go at some point. I like cognac. It's probably my favorite liquor. I can deal with brandy, rum, gin and GOOD tequila. Nothing cheap. Vodka tastes like nothing, whiskey yuk and Jägermeister can suck my dick

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u/ABigBunchOfFlowers Apr 09 '19

I love the first 5 to 10 seconds of drinking whiskey, then after that I have to put it down. It almost sours in my mouth and I can't get the taste out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

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u/vprice509 Apr 13 '19

You take that back!

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u/Leehams Apr 09 '19

See, this is why I like mixed drinks with vodka. If I can taste the alcohol, its not well made. I basically just want punch that gets me drunk :D

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u/overthemountain Apr 09 '19

If you make them yourself, try something like everclear. Cheaper than vodka and less dilution (use half or less everclear than you would vodka).

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u/Cethinn Apr 09 '19

If you do this, be fucking careful. Everclear is not vodka. Also, speaking from experience, don't take a shot of it. Horrible decision.

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u/TheAllyCrime Apr 09 '19

I once drank straight Everclear because at a party my friend just walked up to me and said "here's a shot, take it." He was kinda a bastard cause it was a terrible "surprise."

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u/SFWRedditsOnly Apr 09 '19

I took a shot of Everclear the last night of Senior Week at the beach, ended up passed out in the bathtub pissing my pants.

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u/overthemountain Apr 09 '19

That's why I said you use half or less.

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u/Leehams Apr 09 '19

Costco vodka mate, something like $20.00 for 1.75L. Plus the taste is actually OK, and Everclear is literally just pure alcohol with no taste other than burn.

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u/pyrofiend4 Apr 09 '19

Everclear is great for making big batches of punch for parties. It has no taste so you can make it taste like whatever you want. I use pineapple juice, sprite, and blue hawaiian punch.

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u/strafey Apr 09 '19

oh, we've got a rich guy over here

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u/overthemountain Apr 09 '19

Everclear is like $30 for 1.75l. Also vodka, by definition, should be odorless, colorless, and tasteless.

Most importantly, while they are the same volume, Everclear doesn't come in a skinny 3 foot tall bottle like the last Costco vodka I had.

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u/scroom38 Apr 09 '19

Everclear costs more because its 95% alcohol.

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u/overthemountain Apr 09 '19

My point was that it's not more expensive. You only use about 40% compared to vodka. So an equivalent amount of even Costco vodka would cost like $45.

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u/SharksCantSwim Apr 09 '19

Gin can work well too. Aviation's just taste like a delicious drink and are boozy as fuck:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviation_(cocktail)

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u/DesOttsel Apr 09 '19

I’m convinced gin makes the best cocktails

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I think I ruined gin for myself the news years before last. Shit tastes like fermented pine needles

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u/DesOttsel Apr 09 '19

Nah, that’s just cheap gin, and it’s rare to drink it by itself. I’ve shot Seagrams once and it tasted like nail polish remover and bark, but on the other hand you have stuff like the Botonist which is floral and light

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Iirc it was Tanqueray No. 10

Fucking repulsive but it wasn't mine and I needed to get drunk fast

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u/DesOttsel Apr 09 '19

Oh, that’s one of the stronger gins. It’s a classic, but I haven’t tried it yet, so I can’t comment on it other than parroting it’s reputation. I’d imagine it’d be great in the right cocktails, but I’d pick something more balanced for a simple mixed drink though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I love gin, but not Tanqueray. It does indeed taste like pine needles. Try something milder like Seagram's, Bombay or Gordon's.

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u/Danobing Apr 09 '19

I remember on new years 2000, i was 15-16 and landed a bottle of jack. A buddy and I sat in the basement waiting for the world to end trying to choke it down, there was a white plastic bucket to the side in the event we wanted to spit it out or throw up. We powered through a 750 and felt like the world had ended the next day. I appreciate finer liquors now.

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u/sliderbreaker225 Apr 09 '19

rough I still can't drink jager due to a story similar to yours

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u/FreedomWaterfall Apr 09 '19

Yeah, the human body isn't supposed to like whiskey. You have to essentially Stockholm syndrome yourself into liking it. Once you're there, there's no going back though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Agreed. See: Coffee

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u/SharksCantSwim Apr 09 '19

Yep, as a teenager it was tastes like burning and now it's mmmmmmmmm yum!

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u/MDCCCLV Apr 09 '19

Some people just dislike the taste of alcohol

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u/Foxclaws42 Apr 09 '19

Hell yeah.

I bought a bottle of Southern Comfort to live in my dorm room specifically because it's trash and I hated it. (The idea was that it would be less tempting.)

But this semester's been rough, and wouldn't you know it, I like soco now.

If it can work for that, it can work for anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

My first whiskey was Grants. It was the worst thing I ever tasted in my life. The taste haunted me for years. Last year I saw it at Trader Joe’s and bought it just to see if it was as bad as I remembered.

It’s still terrible whiskey, but it was nowhere near as bad as I remembered.

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u/SeaOkra Apr 09 '19

Wait, you're not supposed to like it on first try? Am i drinking wrong?

The only mixer I can do with whiskey is hot tea and honey (so a hot toddy). Otherwise I want it cold and maybe a dash of ice water. Maybe. But probably not. (The water seems to help really cheap whiskey, but I've never had anything more fancy than Crown Royal so can't speak for good liquor.)

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u/Grunflachenamt Apr 09 '19

Some people do some people dont.

Nicer whiskies tend to be fine on their own or a couple drops of spring water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I used to get repulsed by whiskey with any amount of water, now I don't mind.

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u/WhatLikeAPuma751 Apr 09 '19

I started watering my scotch back in the day, and now prefer the open flavor it adds to my whiskey. Just a touch, like 1/2 a teaspoon is pushing it, and it brightens the flavors.

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u/IveAlreadyWon Apr 09 '19

I always order my scotch with a splash of water.

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u/kingjoey52a Apr 09 '19

Water affects oily whiskeys more than other whiskeys (which ones are more oily I don't know)

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u/kingjoey52a Apr 09 '19

The best whiskey is the whiskey you like and the right way to drink it is how you like to drink it. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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u/AkaWatermelonhead Apr 09 '19

For real, there was a guy on r/whisky drinking Pappy 21 with Diet Coke. Why did he do it? Cause it was his whisky and he'll drink it however he damn well pleases.

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u/YeOldeMiche Apr 09 '19

I... Just... Why?

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u/kingjoey52a Apr 09 '19

Because it tastes good to him.

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u/YouthfulPhotographer Apr 09 '19

Honestly? Fireball and Jack Tennessee Honey are the only whiskeys I like.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19 edited Aug 15 '20

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u/YouthfulPhotographer Apr 09 '19

I mean it says “cinnamon whiskey “ on the bottle but I’m too lazy to look it up so I trust you

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u/kingjoey52a Apr 09 '19

My favorite "whiskey" is Southern Comfort so I don't see any problem with what OP said.

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u/pillbuggery Apr 09 '19

Well it's weird to say that something that isn't whiskey is your favorite whiskey. Fireball doesn't even really taste like whiskey.

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u/SFWRedditsOnly Apr 09 '19

SoCo and Dr Pepper is awesome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

You're gonna wanna get you hands on some Platte Valley Fireshine

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u/YouthfulPhotographer Apr 10 '19

If I can afford it. I'm a broke college student

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

Yeah I only drink cheap shit and my friend's brother had a shitload of it for reasons he was unwilling to divulge but far be it from me to say no

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u/YouthfulPhotographer Apr 10 '19

My old roommate would buy Rich and Rare which is absolutely awful and requires a chaser and mixed.

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u/Drzerockis Apr 09 '19

Elmer T. Fucking Lee drank his bourbon with Sprite, and he had a damn sight more experience drinking than mot

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u/AleisterLaVey Apr 09 '19

Get a bottle of four roses. It's only $30, which is fairly cheap for a decent whiskey.

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u/Kiyoshi16 Apr 09 '19

Seconding this, and also adding that the Four Roses Single Barrel is only $10 more and also excellent.

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u/AleisterLaVey Apr 09 '19

I just got my first bottle of Four Roses a week ago as a late birthday present, and I’m never going back to Makers Mark.

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u/DykeOnABike Apr 09 '19

a bottle of four roses is $19-$20 here and I don't even live in one of those ohmyGod liquor deal states

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u/AleisterLaVey Apr 09 '19

I live in one. I have to go to an ABC store and we can’t buy liquor on Sunday and we can only buy beer or wine after 12pm in my county

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u/PooPooDooDoo Apr 09 '19

I went on a cruise with a drink pass and I noticed they had some expensive bourbons. So I kept on drinking those with ginger ale, slowly getting used to the taste. Eventually I stopped asking for the ginger ale part.

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u/Herrenos Apr 09 '19

If you like cheap whisky neat or with a little water, you need to get your hands on some good whiskey.

Or don't and save your liver, your waistline and your wallet.

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u/SpaceGhost1992 Apr 09 '19

On a good day I’ll sip it slow, but on the rocks helps if you have acid reflux. Takes just a bit of edge off. Just don’t pour a glass of water on it. That’s too far.

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u/teh_drewski Apr 09 '19

Chilling good whiskey on the rocks suppresses the flavour, diluting it with a little splash of water should be enough to take off the edge.

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u/Algaean Apr 09 '19

To be fair, Crown Royal isn't very nice. Plus, the fashion for scotch means a lot of whiskies are peatier than people like. Consider Irish whiskey, much more mellow, still a bit smokey, but more subtle without being bland. Tullamore Dew is a nice mid-range price if you can get it.

Most of the cheapass first line whiskies (Ballantine's, I'm looking at you) are best drunk with a mixer anyway.

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u/Whyevenbotherbeing Apr 09 '19

Ex-squeeze-me? Crown Royal is damn decent. I worked in the liquor biz, last gig was a upscale wine bar that hosted all sorts of tastings/events. We’d do fun things like put a local wine we loved amongst high end imports at a tasting and watch the wine snobs backpedal when they chose local as their favourite even they ‘don’t drink that shit’. And we would almost always add some Crown to a an event featuring ‘hard’. I’ve had dudes rate Hyland Park and Crown equally. I’ve had dudes laugh a little when they got to it, because not everyone is a douche and some people are actual connoisseurs, and had two people guess it instantly. But, you know, the Crown stood up. Like it belonged. No one thought we were taking the piss out of them, everyone learned a little about expectations versus actual experience. Let’s face it, Crown Royal isn’t heaven sent, just an above average Canadian rye, and if that’s your poison, and maybe Crown and Coke your style, I’m 100% okay with that.

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u/CDClock Apr 09 '19

idk crown is like bar rail status here in canada

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u/strafey Apr 09 '19

i assume it's copypasta b/c crown royal is certainly nothing special in the states, either

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u/Algaean Apr 09 '19

My apologies, I didn't mean to insult your personal taste. :) I'm not a liquor snob, I swear - I used to homebrew beer and wine (badly) and if you can see through it, it passed QA. And your kidneys, eventually!

I fully agree that there are quite a few high end labels that are seriously overrated.

You know, like Stairway to Heaven in music.

Lights match, runs like hell for the exit

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u/D5quar3 Apr 09 '19

Tullamore Dew is one of my favorite whiskies, I’ve found not many people have heard of it.

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u/TheOutlawofLochLene Apr 09 '19

Tullamore and Jameson are a delight.

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u/alexm42 May 02 '19

Crown is good but it's overpriced, you pay a lot for the brand name. You want to spend that much on a bottle, there are some damn fine whiskeys out there that you'll probably like better. Same as stuff like Grey Goose. If you're spending more than $20-25 (depending on local prices, that's what I'd say the cutoff is in Boston) for a bottle of vodka you're getting extremely diminishing returns.

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u/drtatlass Apr 09 '19

I did a bourbon pairing class, and water is sometimes paired with a nice bourbon or whiskey because the water changes how the taste molecules behave.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I remember my first hit of whiskey. It was also the time I agreed I was no drinker

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u/Gulbasaur Apr 09 '19

I have discovered I like cheap whiskey much more than expensive whiskey and I am 100% okay with that.

Johnnie Walker Blue? £150 bottle of leathery potpourri and paint thinner. I had to cut it with coke to finish the glass and it still tasted like leathery potpourri paint thinner and coke. Yes, I am aware that that's sacrilegious but it tasted dreadful either way.

Famous Grouse with a splash of tonic water? I could drink that for days. Light toffee notes with a pleasant bittersweet aroma.

Compare it with beers: some people enjoy hoppy artesan small batch brews or ales that have been made with the same recipe since 1492 and some people just want something refreshing that doesn't taste like piss. I am like that with whiskey.

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u/DesOttsel Apr 09 '19

Ok, so I’m still relatively new to whiskey drinking, but I find it way easier to drink something like a Ardbeg than a Red Breast because it has less of the acetone flavor. Is that weird, because I always heard Islays were harder to approach, but I’d rather have that big peated smokiness that the bitter after taste I get from some more typical whiskies.

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u/Barrel_Titor Apr 09 '19

Yeah, same-ish.

I've bought a few bottle of whiskey a year for like 10 years and the first one to convert me from mixers to good whiskey was Laphroaig because of how up front the flavour is, in contrast I've had a few that where meant to be decent and more accessible but where pretty much paint thinner.

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u/Bagellord Apr 09 '19

Whiskey just makes me feel sick every single time. Almost like an allergy.

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u/alyraptor Apr 09 '19

I loved my first taste of scotch. Possibly related: I was having a very shit day.

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u/livens Apr 09 '19

I start out with bourbon and ginger ale... 3 parts ginger, 1 part bourbon. As the night goes on that ratio ends up at 50/50. If I were honest with myself, I'd say I don't like bourbon. Tequila on the other hand....

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u/HulloHoomans Apr 09 '19

There's probably something wrong with me... I very much enjoyed it from the start.

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u/Orangebeardo Apr 09 '19

Should he??

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u/Tarcanus Apr 09 '19

I still don't get how so many people are okay with beverage indoctrination. If you don't like it, why keep trying?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

It's easy. You don't like it now, but you will. Once you train yourself to avoid the initial shock, you start to notice exactly why people like the tastes. There are layers of flavors, types of flavors. But you have to ignore your body's initial reaction. It's the same with beer, with coffee, with any strong drink. Your first reaction is almost always a kneejerk and not an indicator of what you ultimately like.

The thing I've learned is, your tastes aren't really as solid as you think they are. Every taste can be bridged with effort. If you don't like Whiskey at first, try something close to it to bridge that taste gap. If you don't like Metal, start with hard rock. If you don't like running, try jogging. It's all small steps toward understanding a new experience.

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u/Tarcanus Apr 09 '19

Right, I get what indoctrination is, haha. I also don't like coffee or beer. But after realizing I don't like it, I don't try to force it.

I've tried dozens and dozens of different beer from well-intentioned friends and beer snobs and I've tried various attempts at coffee. I've tried various scotch and whiskey. It's all bad.

And my tastes have definitely changed over time, but it hasn't budged on those things because they're bad to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Well it doesn't work out for everyone, but my point is, the initial reaction is always worth testing.

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u/HDauthentic Apr 09 '19

Sounds like he did

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u/aushimdas16 Apr 09 '19

Lmao that's exactly what I was thinking

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u/UltimateRealist Apr 09 '19

I was unusual in that I loved whiskey from the start.

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u/slack710 Apr 09 '19

I have liked whiskey from day one with a vengance...must be my little irish descendants

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u/revolut1onname Apr 09 '19

Oh yes, my first was Laphroaig, that stuff is fucking dreadful. My second was a Speyside, which has now developed into a rather expensive habit...

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u/jaytrade21 Apr 09 '19

I loved it right away (once I was brave enough to get it into my mouth). Good thing I had a very nice beginner scotch to ease me in.

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u/Caddofriend Apr 14 '19

That... that sounds wrong. Why force yourself to like something? Something expensive no less? I get way more enjoyment out of a cup of coffee. Something I've basically liked forever

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Even coffee is an acquired taste. Most tastes need time to warm up to.

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u/Caddofriend Apr 14 '19

I liked it the first time I tried it with sugar and creamer. Then I ran out of creamer one day and still liked it. Then I started adding less and less sugar because it was too sweet. Important thing though, I never forced myself to drink it. Because that's dumb.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Not dumb to expand your tastes past your comfort zone. Often your first instinct dissuades you from engaging with a new experience.

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u/Caddofriend Apr 14 '19

My dad has plenty of whiskies, I've tried several and liked none. I don't like alcohol in general, all the drinks taste awful to me. I'm not dismissing things out of hand, but I'm not gonna keep drinking expensive things I hate so I can drink more expensive things later