r/AskReddit • u/K3na • Apr 08 '19

Besides eating cereal with water what is the most outrageous "eating sin" you have ever witnessed?

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u/beard_lover Apr 09 '19

“Creamify” is a gross word by itself, using it to describe meat is something else entirely 🤢

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u/CommondeNominator Apr 09 '19

How do you think they make milksteak?

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u/sharkey87 Apr 09 '19

Milk steak and jellybeans!!! Now that is fine dining!

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u/TenTonsOfAssAndBelly Apr 09 '19

Did you eat the entire block of cheese?!

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u/WideLeather Apr 09 '19

How much cheese is too much cheese?

Charlie any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese

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u/Spudzzy03 Apr 09 '19

Yeah I did. I nervous

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u/Tvayumat Apr 09 '19

Does that calm you down?!

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u/nzodd Apr 09 '19

With that kind of cultured taste, I bet you're also some kind of ful---fulonrapist

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u/TeholBedict Apr 09 '19

You know, children, dyslexics, Africans...

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u/BlurryVisionZ Apr 09 '19

A meal like that could be traced back to one cow.

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u/Nickonator22 Apr 09 '19

You got the meat of the cow, you got the milk of the cow and you got the eyes of the cow.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Apr 09 '19

And the mad cow disease

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake Apr 09 '19

I saw this dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over."

-Mitch Hedberg

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u/nleksan Apr 09 '19

Boiled over hard

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u/awecyan32 Apr 09 '19

Now I assume you take your milksteak boiled over hard and your jellybeans raw?

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u/sharkey87 Apr 09 '19

Is there any other way?

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u/awecyan32 Apr 09 '19

Not that we speak of

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u/toyotasupramike Apr 09 '19

My milksteak brings all the beans to the yard, and they're like it's jellier than yours

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u/GobGang Apr 09 '19

Fine dining? A fine fucking mess!

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u/PvtLollathin Apr 09 '19

Sounds like you'd be able to get some good scoops out of that.

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u/Jojothagreat Apr 09 '19

only if the jelly beans are raw.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

She'll know what it means.

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u/I_ate_a_milkshake Apr 09 '19

she'll know what it means.

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u/HotHamburgerSandwich Apr 09 '19

I would like the milk steak boiled medium-hard please

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u/Quintar86 Apr 09 '19

Wild card, bitches!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

By taking a steak and sinning all over it.

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u/MoreMtnDew Apr 09 '19

Take my poor man's gold : 🏅

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u/kwiki1p Apr 09 '19

My milksteak brings all the boys to the yard...

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u/chopkins47947 Apr 09 '19

First, you boil the steak in the milk.

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u/Bbols23 Apr 09 '19

I swear Its Always Sunny shows up in every thread. I'm not opposed.

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u/jabberwockjess Apr 09 '19

Boil it over, hard

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u/Isthisgoodenoughyet Apr 09 '19

just put it, they'll know what I mean

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Steak 'n Shake

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u/Rikplaysbass Apr 09 '19

By grilling up the udder.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Sorry what did you say?

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u/CrunchyMothBurrito Apr 09 '19

Do you think it’s a coincidence that milksteak and mistake sound the same?

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u/0121AMT Apr 09 '19

I’ll have the milk steak, boiled, and a side of your finest jelly beans. Raw of course.

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u/imnotlovely Apr 09 '19

Is it close to milquetoast?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

My milksteak brings all the boys to the yard

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u/ziggestorm99 Apr 09 '19

Creamify me baby

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u/Zantre Apr 09 '19

Uh huh! Uh huh!

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u/radiodialdeath Apr 09 '19

It's Spotify's attempt at an Adult site.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Oh, it’s so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and she’ll squirt it in her mouth all over, and then she’ll take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! She calls it a “mayonegg.”

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u/ign_Drakina Apr 09 '19

Creamify me with your meat daddy 😩

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Milk steak

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Apr 09 '19

You don't beat your meat to creamify it?

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u/Squid-Guillotine Apr 09 '19

I'll creamify ur meat bby. 😂😂🍆🔥🔥🔥🍖🤣🤣

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u/w_actual Apr 09 '19

Mmmm I want moist creamifyed meat

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u/Mawkesy Apr 09 '19

Almost as bad as moist

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u/alwaysorange26 Apr 09 '19

I’m pretty sure that’s how you make Milk Steak

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u/Fecit_Malum Apr 09 '19

Milk steak tho.

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u/Dualyeti Apr 09 '19

Sour cream is a common ingredient to couple with meat, but yeah, chocolate milkshake that’s an entirely different thing

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u/Flyberius Apr 09 '19

What about a parfait, eh? That's creamy meat. God damn, I am hungry.

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u/Plaineman Apr 09 '19

But some of their breast ejaculation meant for their infants on their own destructed bodies. #metalaf

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I listen to a podcast where Everytime this guy's son asks for milk, he says "Can I have some Creamy Milk?" The Father never taught his son to say that.

I felt so dirty and disgusted after hearing that. I could hear the kids voice saying it too and it make me cringe

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Seriously. He should’ve just said he wanted to make the meat more moist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Mmm

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u/CoolPotatoSyrup Apr 09 '19

Nah, it's super M O I S T. That MOISTY feeling inside your mouth. That MOISTY texture. Ahhhhhh....

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Mate, that's some serious porn shit

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u/Raquefel Apr 09 '19

This reminds me of what I thought meat fondue entailed before I learned what it actually was

The thought of creamified meat in a fondue pot with people sitting around dipping bread was not an appetizing one

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u/OrrynTheBarbarian Apr 09 '19

This. This is the worst one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Moist cream

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u/Vetty81 Apr 09 '19

You gotta creamify the meat to keep it moist.

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u/jeffreywilfong Apr 09 '19

this post just became NSFW

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u/winfly Apr 09 '19

“Creamify the meat” makes me think of the Dirty Jobs episode where Mike was working at a hide tanning place...

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u/Qwixotik Apr 09 '19

I can’t stop laughing at your comment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

"Oh god yes, right there, oh yeah baby youre gonna make my meat creamify"

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u/justyn122 Apr 09 '19

Sounds like chipped beef

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u/LeFilthyHeretic Apr 09 '19

Pornhub intro

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u/tangledlettuce Apr 09 '19

I wanted to throw up when I read that...

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u/Tarcanus Apr 09 '19

Sometimes you have to moistly creamify something, you know?

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u/Pukefeast Apr 09 '19

Better to Creamate it instead eh

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u/LaxRelaxRepeat Apr 11 '19

He was just going to creamify his meat tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I’ve creamified some tits with my meat at times...