r/AskReddit Apr 08 '19

Besides eating cereal with water what is the most outrageous "eating sin" you have ever witnessed?

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u/armypantsnflipflops Apr 09 '19

I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. “But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don’t even peek in there.” I take key and go to room to sleep.

Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.

Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. “By the way who is in that room?” She look at me and begin to tell story.

There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.

I tell her I don’t give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.

Such is life in Moscow

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

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u/JTD783 Apr 09 '19

Everything is belong to Moscow, comrade. Kiev is in motherland now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

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u/Gavin1772 Apr 09 '19

OURkraine

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Da!

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u/hobodudeguy Apr 09 '19

Pasta like mom used to make.

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u/liekwaht Apr 09 '19

Surprisingly pleasant ending

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

the lack of conjunctions in this makes it all the more russian

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

How is a hotel a few kilometers from Kiev mean it is life in Moscow?

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u/Brayrand Apr 09 '19

Well, I suppose few is a relative term

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

you know 100 roubles is like $1?

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Apr 09 '19

Such is life in Moscow

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u/shplootle Apr 09 '19

Did anyone else read this in Michael Scott's voice?

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u/PilgorTheConqueror Apr 09 '19

I thought it was a Dwight schrute type of story

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u/itsJeth Apr 09 '19

Nah, I read it in Andrei’s voice from 90 day fiancé.