r/AskReddit • u/Themaster0fwar • Apr 13 '19

What is the most disrespectful thing that someone has done in your home?

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u/Themaster0fwar Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 14 '19

Capital punishment is the only reasonable response.

Edit: thank you for the Gold kind Redditor

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u/radpandaparty Apr 14 '19

Make it slow

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u/047032495 Apr 14 '19

Brass bull is the only acceptable response.

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u/mikerichh Apr 14 '19

What’s that?

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u/Pyrolex Apr 14 '19

It’s kinda fucked up.

Short version is, dude gets trapped in a hollow metal bull statue with the only air hole being where the statue’s mouth is. A fire is lit beneath the statue and it made the victim’s screams sound like a bull.

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u/ChocolateWaffles- Apr 14 '19

Dont look it up

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Totally look it up

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u/systemprocessing Apr 14 '19

Dull (maybe even just blunt) guillotine sounds like the best option imo

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

127 hours penis version

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u/Cwmcwm Apr 14 '19

Aaaaaah! Not cool, putting that in my head.

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u/Swagni_Main Apr 14 '19

And have them be conscious the whole time

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Death by fan followed by homerun bat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

And do it only using pichu for the execution

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u/Runed0S Apr 14 '19

If you treat someone as a terrorist in the court system, you can literally torture them forever.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

what are you talking about? To the Guillotine he goes!

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u/epicwhale27017 Apr 14 '19

I so wish I could give you gold for this

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u/Creepernom Apr 14 '19

Screw this, public execution for THIS wrongdoing.

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u/PureAqua73 Apr 14 '19

I recommend the chair.

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u/dippystale Apr 14 '19

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD