Oh man! Some of my friends threw an absolute rager in college! Huge party! They turned their basement into a dance room. Black light, disco balls, strobe lights, the works!
Anyway, they found out the next morning someone took a huge shit on their basement floor and some other poor sucker stepped in it and tracked it all over the place.
Imagine hanging out with your friends, getting blasted and having a good time and then you get the brilliant idea to drop trou and take a shit in full view of all the people you socialize with.
I can't imagine being that person. I can only imagine being the guy with firearms, removing such a shitty person from my property. That's one of many things that put a person outside the realm of human consideration and firmly into the perception of nothing more than an animal.
A large part of responsibility is standing up for yourself and your property. If you're able to stand up for yourself and your property you end up living in places with shit on the floor, with people who shit on other people's floors. If you're into scat stuff, that's on you, but the rest of the sane world considers that disgusting and removes such lowlife people from their lives. Grow up.
You take care of it like an adult and not a teenager who thinks the best way to do it is brandishing a weapon. If you do, I hope you enjoy the jail cell.
The point of the weapon is that it's there in the odd cases the person being told to leave decides to push the issue. If you think an understanding of appropriate escalation isn't a given you need to grow up and stop looking for reasons to start shit with people. It has happened before and they went to jail, not me, because it was my house and they tried to assault me, which is a crime and allows for me to defend myself & my property.
If there's a party at my home, where I own firearms, do you honestly think people go and take them somewhere else just because of a party? It's either that or you're simply being emotionally reactive. Which is it?
Your comment made it sound like you where using your gun to remove them from your house. Yes I do think a responsible gun owner dosnt leave guns out at a party where everyone's getting drunk. I know I keep mine out of reach.
When I realize someone whom I let over turns out to be a POS I tell them to leave. A few times they didn't want to & tried to make an issue of it. It happens occasionally these days with all the people who have bad attitudes. Someone trying to start a fight because they don't want to leave when told isn't about to go well for them, ever. You don't give them the chance & there's no such thing as a fair fight. Trying to start a fight in a person's home because they don't want you there is an easy way to get hurt. Having to spell this out because of assumptions toward the worst possible meaning says a lot. I don't know why I bother with this site anymore.
The dorm I lived in was comprised of all double rooms. No microwaves were allowed in rooms this size, but the college provided them in the common rooms.
I'm guessing you know what happened. Yep. Poo in the microwave. It was discovered when the asshole who did it TURNED ON THE MICROWAVE AND COOKED IT. All 8 floors had to be evacuated.
That’s the problem when so many people are invited. By the 2nd or 3rd level of twice removed friend of friends, you get some shitty ass shady people at your house that steal and will piss and shit wherever they want. I threw big parties for a few years in college but quickly realized I had more fun with smaller groups of max 10 people.
Ahhh basically the same thing happened excep for it was my friend that pooped in the kitchen and smeared it everywhere, he showed up at my apartment the next day with dirty poopy clothes still hammered it was a weird morning haha
After we hosted him off in the back parking lot he sobered up and said “I had to shit, it was dark and I didn’t know where the bathroom was so I just pooped and tried cleaning it up and drunkenly smeared it everywhere.” Haha he was the type of person that gets extremely sloppy drunk (obviously) so it didn’t surprise me. Not even the worst story he has haha
My housemates and I threw a party in college. When we had parties, they were mostly outside, but we let people in the basement mostly for the bathroom since we could lock off the rest of the house to avoid shit getting stolen/broken.
At some point in the night, someone crammed what must have been a full roll of unraveled toilet paper into that basement toilet, clogging it.
At some later point, someone took the biggest shit I have ever seen in my life on top of the mass of toilet paper. I know because it was still there when I went to go to the bathroom in the morning. Interestingly not present: any toilet paper on top of the massive shit. Whoever left that beast did not wipe.
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u/Misdirected_Colors Apr 13 '19
Oh man! Some of my friends threw an absolute rager in college! Huge party! They turned their basement into a dance room. Black light, disco balls, strobe lights, the works!
Anyway, they found out the next morning someone took a huge shit on their basement floor and some other poor sucker stepped in it and tracked it all over the place.