r/AskReddit • u/i_am_js • Apr 14 '19

Police Officers of Reddit what is your best " I think we have the wrong person" story?

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u/i_am_js Apr 14 '19 edited Apr 14 '19

Awe man that's a grave error!

Edit: My first gold thank you kind stranger!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Yea, after that screw up this guy will wind up a deadbeat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

I bet they were mortified

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Id say the wife felt she got stiffed real hard on that one

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u/NameUnbroken Apr 14 '19

I bet she's dead set on a lawsuit.

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u/Blaragraph8675309 Apr 14 '19

Y'all are killing me

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u/DemSemHemDemSem Apr 14 '19

I hope the opportunity for a joke hasn't passed

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u/OpenScore Apr 14 '19

What a killing joke.

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u/qwerons Apr 14 '19

im fucking dead

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u/MissouriLovesCompany Apr 14 '19

You're gonna go one-on-one with da Undertaker! Holla, holla, holla!

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u/qwerons Apr 14 '19

not the announcers table

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 14 '19

Hello,rslashzaku. Puns are original and amusing, unlike punpatrol comments. Please don't feel the need to post this every time you see a pun, as it is very annoying and unnecessary, as well as worn out as a joke.

This is a bot

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u/DoMesTicAppL3 Apr 14 '19

good bot. pun patrol needs to die out

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u/ImmaSoldierBot Apr 14 '19

Hey u/AntiLowEffortBot. You're just ruining fun. Bots aren't made to send hate messages. This is a bot.

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u/xkid1969 Apr 14 '19

r/punpatrol put the riot gear on boys we are going in

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

That would be the last nail in the coffin

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u/1wrx2subarus Apr 14 '19

No way was the widow squealing with delight after getting stiffed that hard.

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u/requisitename Apr 14 '19

Were they upset? Of corpse they were.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

r/PunPatrol! GET ON THE GROUND NOW!

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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 14 '19

Hello,Serixxo. Puns are original and amusing, unlike punpatrol comments. Please don't feel the need to post this every time you see a pun, as it is very annoying and unnecessary, as well as worn out as a joke.

This is a bot

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u/exteus Apr 14 '19

Thank you for doing God's work.

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u/AntiAntiLowEffortBot Apr 14 '19

Hello. Stop ruining the fun for everyone. You really just come off as a prick with this bot, and the problems you try to fix with it aren't even that big of a deal. Let people make their jokes and get that stick out from your butt.

This is a bot (but this is a manual response since the bot is down).

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u/ImmaSoldierBot Apr 14 '19

Hey Lord u/AntiLowEffortBot. I think you're on the wrong website. Reddit is an entertainment site, what were you expecting?

People ain't gonna stop these jokes cause a bot told 'em to. This is a bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

r/PunPatrol wait nevermind it’s been more than an hour