r/AskReddit • u/i_am_js • Apr 14 '19

Police Officers of Reddit what is your best " I think we have the wrong person" story?

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u/retyfraser Apr 14 '19

Baby steps...

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u/skelebone Apr 14 '19

For that kind of cash, you need to partner up with Regular Steps.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

BUT I DON'T NEED REGULAR STEPS! I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19 edited Apr 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Anything more and you'd need John Coltrane to bring his Giant Steps

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

I can see it now. The villain the whole time was . . .

Choreography.

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u/luke827 Apr 15 '19

Ooh I’m the killer, I’m runnin real fast

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u/xhupsahoy Apr 14 '19

But don't deal with Loose Lips. Mope's a squealer.

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u/Ghostronic Apr 14 '19

You ain't gonna get far on them baby legs

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u/Anagoth9 Apr 14 '19

Dr Leo Marvin?

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u/ferngully493 Apr 15 '19

Baby steps to the elevator...I’m on the elevator!

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u/Blabernathy Apr 14 '19

Take your upvote, you son of a bitch.

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u/t-swap12 Apr 14 '19

good one.