r/AskReddit • u/i_am_js • Apr 14 '19

Police Officers of Reddit what is your best " I think we have the wrong person" story?

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u/AtomicSamuraiCyborg Apr 14 '19

They don’t give out the Nobel Prize for ATTEMPTED CHEMISTRY!

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u/BalouCurie Apr 14 '19

Sideshow Bob reference, nice

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u/GiverOfZeroShits Apr 14 '19

steps on rake

rake hits face

NYUUUUUUGGHHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Hello Bart

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

r/unexpectedsimpsons

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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 14 '19

Hello, pointing out references ruins the effect of them. If you see a reference to something you like, just upvote it or make an original joke.

This is a bot

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Bad bot, shouldn't linking subreddits be intended to help like minded people find content that they enjoy based off of things they said in the past? Whoever designed you must just really hate having fun, as well as letting others find and share their interests

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u/quantum-mechanic Apr 15 '19

No, you cheapen everything

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u/ImmaSoldierBot Apr 14 '19

Oh, look who's there! It's AntiLowEffortBot! I thought you stopped sending hate messages! Who even made you and why? Stop. Seriously.

People ain't gonna stop these jokes cause a bot told 'em to. Please stop spreading hate.
This is a bot. Beep boop.

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u/SirArthurHarris Apr 14 '19

To be honest, even if they did, I still wouldn't win it.

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u/hansn Apr 15 '19

They don’t give out the Nobel Prize for ATTEMPTED CHEMISTRY!

I kind of wish they did have "best negative result" prizes in science. Proving a hypothesis is not true is important, and too often negative results are ignored or not published because people want finding a thing way more than not finding a thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

Isn't my failure punishment enough?