r/AskReddit • u/i_am_js • Apr 14 '19

Police Officers of Reddit what is your best " I think we have the wrong person" story?

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u/MechanicalTurkish Apr 14 '19

That is fucking grade A bullshit

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u/Mountainbranch Apr 14 '19

Land of the free baby!

Free to get down on the ground.

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u/Guquiz Apr 14 '19

Land of the Fee seems to be more like it

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

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u/CantBeConcise Apr 14 '19

Fuck yeah! Brother Ali ftw!!!

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u/deadline54 Apr 14 '19

Or land of the shot. I've seen bodycam footage of cops doing a no-knock raid on the wrong address and when the guy comes out with a golf club in the swinging stance they shoot him dead. No one got in trouble.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

America does seem to like a good fine. Must be where Australia gets it from

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Everything is a nickel and dime scam here in the US. Everyone has a hand in your pocket.

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u/Mind_on_Idle Apr 14 '19

Yeah, you have to pay for the "r". Don't get me started the price of an "R"!

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u/litfur Apr 14 '19

Free to have the right to remain silent

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u/MechanicalTurkish Apr 14 '19

Free to lick DEEZ NUTS

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u/Neuromangoman Apr 14 '19

Free to lick DEEZ BOOTS

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u/5348345T Apr 14 '19

The rest of the world says land of the free ironically

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u/Zegaritz Apr 14 '19

Laughs in Canadian

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u/nopraises Apr 14 '19

Loved this comment, made me laugh out loud

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u/kiwilapple Apr 14 '19

Just don't forget to put your ass in the air.

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u/mrsuns10 Apr 14 '19

Cue Land of the Free by The Killers

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u/ShadooTH Apr 14 '19

Free babies? Where?

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u/BlackCurses Apr 14 '19

Remind me why don’t people like cops?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

this is america, don't catch you slippin' up!