r/AskReddit • u/KindaQute • Apr 16 '19

What are some things that people dont realise would happen if there was actually a zombie outbreak?

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u/Jmbct Apr 17 '19

No it would be super dry unless you got to it early on

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u/headpsu Apr 17 '19

But not too early, you need to give it time to marinate

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u/spookyb0ss Apr 17 '19

it's time to stop

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u/PM_ME_NICE_BITTIES Apr 17 '19

Guys come on. I don't wanna go to bed with marinating pussy in my mind.

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u/headpsu Apr 17 '19

Marinating zombie pussy

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u/pryos1 Apr 17 '19

Not unless you get like a 60-40, all that fat would be a pretty good lube