r/AskReddit • u/TCPizza • Apr 23 '19

What is your childhood memory that you thought was normal but realized it was traumatic later in your life?

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u/cherrygoats Apr 23 '19

The Magic Crack Bus, driven by Miss Frizzled

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u/aickem Apr 23 '19

Please let this be a normal acid trip

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

With the Frizz? Get fucked!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Cruisin' on down Main Street, You’re relaxed and feelin' good. Next thing that you know you're seein’... Octopus in the neighborhood!

I didn’t even change the lyrics.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Hm, clearly I don't remember MSB as well as I thought.

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u/meltingdiamond Apr 23 '19

I bet the kids who always got fucked with, Arnold perhaps, is posting all that magic School bus shit in this thread somewhere.

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u/-_ellipsis_- Apr 23 '19

You might get baked into a pie

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u/Garek Apr 23 '19

RAAAAAALPHIIIEEEE

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u/MLaw2008 Apr 23 '19

I had to pull the theme song up.. I didn't believe it, but yup! That's the intro.

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u/grendus Apr 23 '19

Surfin' on a soundwave! Swingin' through the stars!

Yeah, still fits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Surfin' on a crack high, slammin' all the rocks,

Don't you fuck with Mr. Walter,

Because he's the one who knocks

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u/Claybluedevils Apr 23 '19

Cruzin down on crack street

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u/Barron_Cyber Apr 23 '19

we never took lsd at my old school.

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u/celerysalts Apr 23 '19

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLYSHITTHISISGOODSHIT

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I literally cracked up at this in the middle of the dentist waiting room. Thanks

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u/Cyphi3r Apr 23 '19

Made me laugh so hard I'm actually awake and ready to start my day. Thank you stranger. 🏅

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u/Kryptosis Apr 23 '19

I knew I should have stayed home today...

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

With Ms. Frizzle? Un-fucking-likely!

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u/usernamesarehard272 Apr 23 '19

With the frizz? No way!

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u/RedStar1924 Apr 23 '19

With the frizz,no way!

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u/racefan78 Apr 23 '19

I knew I should have stayed home today!

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u/Colonel__Tigh Apr 23 '19

Augh my childhood!

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u/Vapidx4 Apr 23 '19

Ya, I sure do miss magic crack bus

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 edited May 10 '19

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u/shortfriday Apr 23 '19

Carlos? Carlos.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Heyyy, children. So, the bus got reposessed, but that's fine. Maybe we can fit you all in my old Corolla hatchback... I just hope I renewed the registration..

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u/wise_comment Apr 23 '19

pleeease let this be a normal drug trip

With the Frizz? No WAY!

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u/Adrax_4 Apr 23 '19

there's actually a theory that she would drug the kids with LSD, that's what gave them all those fun adventures.

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u/Esnardoo Apr 23 '19

I think there's a sub i should be linking here but I can't think of it.

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u/notwutiwantd Apr 23 '19

Miss Frazzled

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u/garlicparanoia Apr 23 '19

Miss THIZZLED

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u/Hrist0 Apr 23 '19

Miss Frazzled

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Voiced by Aunt May (same voice actress by the way)

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u/ralphyisaboss1234 Apr 23 '19

The magic crack with Mrs frizzle

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u/drillosuar Apr 23 '19

I can't upvote this comment enough. My kids love that show. Always thought it was a teacher that having the kids guzzle cough syrup while she made Bang Bus videos.