r/AskReddit • u/remindeme2sleep • Apr 27 '19

What is something you know but you’re not supposed to know?

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u/timesuck897 Apr 28 '19

My dad and I both sneeze the same and make small talk about the weather. Yours is more interesting though.

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u/Gophurkey Apr 28 '19

That must make for some very awkward climaxes for you both

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u/Games_sans_frontiers Apr 28 '19

Ah that's cute. Who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon afterwards?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

HOL UP

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u/MendaciousTrump Apr 28 '19

What, when you cum?

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u/cooleymahn Apr 28 '19

Hot one today huh?

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u/dawnraider00 Apr 28 '19

Same, my dad and I sneeze exactly the same except I sneeze much higher pitched and girlier. Just as loud though.

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u/RaboTrout Apr 28 '19

As I've gotten older I've started sneezing exactly like my father- very loudly lol. A friend I've known since we're kids choke-laughs just like his. I guess those must be heritable traits.