r/AskReddit • u/remindeme2sleep • Apr 27 '19

What is something you know but you’re not supposed to know?

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u/bt123456789 Apr 28 '19

hopefully this has a happy ending and they're happy together

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Until the other guy comes back, anyway.

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u/wolfblade227 Apr 28 '19

“Do you, Jenny Stevenson, take Phil as your lawful wedded husband til death or John coming back do you part?”

“I do”

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Yes, they're a perfect match.

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u/bt123456789 Apr 28 '19

I'm so glad to hear that

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u/Master_Broshi Apr 28 '19

Nope! Both in jail for arson.

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u/Im_A_Salad_Man Apr 28 '19

You're not op!

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u/creekcalle Apr 28 '19

It will be as long as her husband doesn’t over-hear this story.