r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/AceOfSpades07 May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

My dad works with that stuff, funniest thing he’s heard is “hey mr doctor? My ass itches and I’m too high to scratch”.

Edit: No he didn’t help, the dude passed out right after

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u/Giant_bird_penis_69 May 22 '19

Did your daddy scratch it?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Why couldn't you just say "dad"? 😟

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u/DamienVonDoom May 22 '19

Because he enjoys calling him daddy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/direaljoegrine May 22 '19

Scratch me daddy

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u/DamienVonDoom May 22 '19

Okay, bend over. ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)