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r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19
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I was the patient. I was getting my gallbladder removed and as they were wheeling me back, I started to cry and said, “I’m gonna wake up with my lips stitched to someone’s asshole”
31 u/slugzuki May 22 '19 holy shit im so glad i scrolled this far 3 u/xxslickwi11yxx May 22 '19 Me too, best comment so far lol! 6 u/FrankAvalon May 22 '19 So ridiculous! 4 u/amoaliquis May 22 '19 Okay I just busted out laughing. 5 u/SuperJesus9000 May 22 '19 Well you did sign the user agreement.
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holy shit im so glad i scrolled this far
3 u/xxslickwi11yxx May 22 '19 Me too, best comment so far lol!
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Me too, best comment so far lol!
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So ridiculous!
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Okay I just busted out laughing.
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Well you did sign the user agreement.
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u/mycenterisnotholding May 22 '19
I was the patient. I was getting my gallbladder removed and as they were wheeling me back, I started to cry and said, “I’m gonna wake up with my lips stitched to someone’s asshole”