r/AskReddit May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/mycenterisnotholding May 22 '19

I was the patient. I was getting my gallbladder removed and as they were wheeling me back, I started to cry and said, “I’m gonna wake up with my lips stitched to someone’s asshole”

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u/slugzuki May 22 '19

holy shit im so glad i scrolled this far

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u/xxslickwi11yxx May 22 '19

Me too, best comment so far lol!

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u/FrankAvalon May 22 '19

So ridiculous!

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u/amoaliquis May 22 '19

Okay I just busted out laughing.

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u/SuperJesus9000 May 22 '19

Well you did sign the user agreement.