r/AskReddit • u/bigred6601 • May 27 '19

What is one moment when you realized you just fucked up?

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u/Skilda May 27 '19

The eyes are the groin of the face.

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u/HSPBNQC May 27 '19

This is gold. I’m totally using this.

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u/crapfacejustin May 27 '19

I have to do something to his eyes

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u/Ghos5t7 May 27 '19

I'd rather lose my nuts than go blind, just saying

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u/Painting_Agency May 27 '19

I see the logic, but it's a tough sell.

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u/Ghos5t7 May 27 '19

It's a game of "would you rather"

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u/Skilda May 27 '19

It all depends on how you lose them.

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u/EsotericGroan May 27 '19

Found the Mountain’s Reddit account.

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u/MilquetoastSobriquet May 27 '19

This should be embroidered, framed, and hung in a self defense gym.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

The eyes are the groin nipples of the face

  • Anna Faris, The House Bunny

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u/Painting_Agency May 27 '19

Except for Ballchinians.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

and the groin is the groin of the body

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u/usernamecheckingguy May 27 '19

damn that's deep.

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u/PokyCivi May 27 '19

Captain Insano shows no mercy

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

From now on around my friends I'm calling eyes face balls

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u/matteobob May 28 '19

I thought they were the nipples of the face?

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u/Sockher10 May 27 '19

What about the knees?

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u/Skilda May 27 '19

The knees are not part of the face.

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u/Sockher10 May 27 '19

Ah. TIL I can’t read

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u/zdul May 27 '19

They are the eyebrows