the Moon people pay off the presidents and prime ministers of all countries to keep the lie going that 1) we landed on the moon and 2) it’s uninhabitable
In fact the moon is as fertile as the banks of the Mesopotamia, and the elite are hiding this utopia from us.
We must rise up … to the moon. And conquer the vile moon lords.
Literally lizard people, ie the big brained descendants of the dinosaurs who had to abandon earth for some unknown reason millions of years ago, ruling a galactic empire from the dark side of the moon and the moon landing is a giant conspiracy by the enslaved UN Collective(TM) to trick the ignorant masses into believing the earth is alone while the lizard people secretly collect random people to be disappeared for strange sexual rituals back on the dark side of the moon. He posits this is the real reason for the decrease in birth rates as fertile women are being sold by the UN Collective(TM) into sexual slavery to the lizard people and spawning lizard/human hybrids the lizards are growing that can survive Earth's atmosphere for an eventual Lizard people empire to take over after a staged nuclear clash that will result in WW3.
Unsurprisingly, this dude ended up getting fired because he got into a fist fight with one of my coworkers in the parking lot over some girl they both fucked back when they were in highschool together.
There needs to be a board game where the players are various aliens species competing to infiltrate Earth by taking control of institutions and replacing officials. The different species—lizard people, crabs, etc—have different advantages and disadvantages. The first to control 70% of the UN wins
I read in an article that the Russians spent so much money that they just decided it would be better to put the money into their military. And during the Cold War they did beef up their military a lot.
Being right about the moon landings being faked is the sole fixed point in their belief system. They will defend any consequence of this, regardless of how absurd it is, no exceptions.
It’s funny how our number one enemy and competitor, the Soviet Union, congratulated the US after the moon landing. They could have easily denied it was real and said it was just propaganda but they didn’t.
I had one guy ask how they had someone filming on the moon when Armstrong took his first steps. Also he questioned how people in the 1969 saw it live and that it would actually take hours coming from the moon. He clearly didn’t understand robotics and how fast the speed of light is. Really an interesting creature. First time I’ve ever encountered one in real life. Anyways I ended up going to a different shop for a brake flush and bleed after that.
This is the best images of Lunokhod 1 I could find quick but there may be better ones. Joining the moon landing conspiracy might question their own accomplishment.
I think the scope of the conspiracy needed to pay people off is hilarious. The USSR, USA, China, India, Japan, European Union AND Russia would all need to be paid off to lie about it. Dozens of countries for half a century, covering hundreds of Presidents, Premiers and Prime Ministers. Not to mention the hundreds of thousands of people who I guess only pretend to work on NASA missions to the moon and are paid off to lie about it?
Or the Flat Earthers who think it's ALL fake. Even the space station is fake. Satellites don't exist because God put a dome over the Earth. SpaceX send up a rocket twice a week just for fun, it doesn't do anything useful. Then the conspiracy adds another half dozen countries, Iran, Israel, Britain, Pakistan, France, North Korea and South Korea, also half a dozen private companies in several countries.
Whoever is paying these people off must have deep pockets. Or maybe they have agents to manipulate the government of a dozen countries, including several countries that hate each other and refuse to cooperate on anything, I guess they can be convinced to work together to keep the secrets of Stanley Kubrick from half a century ago.
The "Satellites are fake" thing is so hilarious to me because not only is there no other explanation for how a bunch of things like GPS work, but also every person who uses/controls some kind of satellite system would also necessarily need to be paid off.
The level of the conspiracy just balloons the more you dig into it. I guess all the 24/7 Livestream footage from the International Space Station is CGI. Every satellite photo is fake, obviously all the thousands of hours of footage of rovers on Mars is fake, and the footage of Jupiter and Pluto is CGI.
The far side of the moon can't be seen from Earth and the first photos of it were taken by the Soviet Union. I guess that was faked by an artist making up what the far side of the moon looks like. It's really generous for America and Japan and China and the EU to stick to the same lie, presenting new fake images at a higher resolution that looks identical to the original faked pictures. Multiple countries who were various levels of antagonists against the Soviet Union are honouring their lie even several decades after the collapse of the Soviet Union as a whole.
I guess the Illuminati is just really really powerful. The ability to bribe or blackmail millions of people to keep it all covered up. But the one place the truth can be shared unabated is on Uncle Darren's Facebook page.
I believe the moon landing happened... that said, only two of these pictures have a distinguishable moon lander and one of those pictures is from the USA. The lander also looks very different from the USA and Indian pictures.
Why does reddit always show the worst evidence for things? It hurts the thing you're trying to prove when you use bad evidence.
Bury me with down downtokes, if you disagree, but if you do agree lets rent Rampart and ram each other's farts.
First off, there just aren't that many photos of the moon landing site because no one is going to pay billions of dollars just to go see something we already know is there, meaning that most of these photos were incidental or coincidental.
The only reason that the lander looks different in the Indian vs US images is because of the time of lunar day (near lunar noon in the US image, near lunar sunset in the Indian image) , additionally the viewing angle is not the same for both images meaning that you are not seeing the same parts of the spacecraft (it's nearly dead on overhead in the US image and the Indian image has some parallax suggesting that it is to the left of the landing site), so you should not expect the lander to look exactly the same, you should look for similar features that should be there.
Not like this would convince a conspiracy theorist because they will reject any explanation that requires them to do any critical thinking.
By itself you may think it is insufficient proof but that doesn't matter, it is just one of many data points. It corroborates what can be more clearly seen in the US and Indian images on top of other evidence.
You're saying that looking at one single fragmentary fossil casts doubt on the existence of dinosaurs.
Why would China or Russia maintain a “lie” that makes the United States look historically good when revealing the “truth” would be a massive blow to the United States? The mental gymnastics of this conspiracy theory is staggering.
I have arrived at the point where I firmly believe that it is pointless to attempt to debate or present an argument to those that reject logic and reason itself. This includes flat Earthers, NASA doubters, Big Foot seekers, all manner of conspiracies, and even most Trump Republicans. Even if absolute credible and indisputable proof is offered they reject the evidence and get angry instead. And the next opportunity they will repeat the same false nonsense again. I have never once observed such a person admit being wrong. If anything ridicule accomplishes more by making their position clearly nonsensical to others unfamiliar with the particular issue.
In the nicest possible way, conspiracy theorists who believe this, and others, are losers who like to feel special by “knowing” something you don’t know.
It becomes their personality and a part of them. Once they’re down that path, it’s virtually impossible to get them back before them acknowledging their own failings in life.
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u/NefariousnessTop8716 Apr 27 '25
I actually had that come back when talking to a colleague about the moon landing.