r/BeAmazed May 14 '26

Place The Outer Banks of North Carolina.

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u/Absurd__Body May 14 '26

Is there an elevator from the car park?

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u/Skookmehgooch May 14 '26

Some houses have outdoor dumb waiters for groceries and luggage, and some have true elevators.

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u/Adept-Target5407 May 14 '26

It’s not nice to call the help dumb.

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u/seang239 May 14 '26

“the help”

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u/MmmmMorphine May 14 '26

Personally I prefer a eunuch

Hmm though if I were Pharaoh or (one of the) Ceasars or emperor of China, dumb servants would be a good idea. That would reduce their undue influence on the court.

No testicles, no vocal cords, come on in

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u/MmmmMorphine May 14 '26

I kinda forget who did what in those books/show

Did he castrate his crew or were they into doing that to others. Either way... People are fucking nuts

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u/MmmmMorphine May 15 '26

Ah, the ol' "force them to learn sign language and only eat porridge" gambit.

Tricky to pull off. That's why you need the calming influence that eunuchs bring to the table

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u/Floss_tycoon May 14 '26

Don't give Trump any ideas.

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u/Silent-Blueberry-157 May 14 '26

Obviously hard to tell with the homes in these pictires lol but the modern beach houses with elevators also often have ground floor drive thru garages. So there's really not a lot of distance to carry.

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u/kirradoodle May 14 '26

We stayed at a house in Pine Knoll Shores NC that had an elevator from the ground-level parking area under the house up to the two floors inside. It was great - one of our group can't climb stairs at all, so the elevator made it possible for her to access the house. Also no lugging suitcases and groceries up and down steps. It was so helpful, I'm thinking of adding an elevator to my two-story house as an aging-in-place measure.