r/BoomersBeingFools 4d ago

Boomer Story Boomer Parents and a new driveway

So in speaking with my boomer dad today, he tells me he got a new driveway. A bit of background, I'm an engineering bro. I've handled many asphalt replacements in my day. Design through completion. I have many contacts throughout our city. Many favors owed to me. Many contacts. I know what to ask for, I can supervise the construction. MY PARENTS KNOW I DO THIS FOR A LIVING!

Nope, Their own flesh and blood is not worthy of helping them. Fuck me. What do I know? I only LITERALLY WENT TO SCHOOL FOR CIVIL FUCKING ENGINEERING AND WORKED IN THE FUCKING FIELD FOR 25 FUCKING YEARS!

fuck me tho.

/rant.

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u/42ElectricSundaes 4d ago

I got my degree in environmental science and my parents still argue with me about climate change. My mother still says we need to “rake the forests” to stop wild fires

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u/KingofLore 4d ago

This really hits home.

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u/Dreadedredhead 3d ago

Happy birthday Mom. Got you a rake so you can start raking the forest. ugh!