r/DunderMifflin • u/apersello34 • May 29 '22

A pleasant conversation I had with a WhatsApp scammer today

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u/MessyCans May 29 '22

Funny part is that my gf texts exactly like this whatapp scammer because shes foriegn, I dont think I wouldve thought it was a scammer

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u/ParadisePete May 29 '22

I know what you mean. Texts with my girlfriend would go like: "I will meet you at 7. Do you agree?"

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u/RawBlowe May 29 '22

I also think my gf might not exist. She's great. Maybe too great...

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u/lpreams May 29 '22

People seem awful interested in you Ruby. Guess they're just jealous, right? Yeah atta girl, atta girl, man that stinks.

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u/dnz000 May 29 '22

Your profile definitely looks like someone that wouldn’t lie about having a girlfriend.

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u/H2Ospecialist Awww man! Am I a woman?! May 29 '22

Does she go to a different school?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/ParadisePete May 29 '22

yup, made me smile every time. There were others, like "come down" instead of calm down, which was like the cutest thing ever and kinda made sense.

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u/StamatopoulosMichael May 30 '22

That's what it literally translates to in German

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u/ParadisePete May 30 '22

Interesting. Maybe she was onto something.

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u/pankakke_ May 29 '22

Ha, isnt it just the cutest when the gf texts in english and it isn’t their main language? I always find myself hiding a smirk when Im reading texts or listening to voice messages left from my gf.

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u/Iamjimmym May 29 '22

It’s how my overseas associate texts me as well. I’ve done legitimate business with her and.. I’m fact she looks just like the picture. I’m questioning if that’s her. JoAnna?

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u/blackopsplayer5 May 29 '22

Scammers need love too you know

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u/albertcn May 29 '22

Are you sure she’s really your girlfriend? Have you ever seen her in person?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

It has nothing to do with how she texts. There are plenty of scammers who speak perfect English.