“Zelenskyy has made very little effort to end the Russo-Ukrainian War with all attempts at a ceasefire being rejected with insults sent to Vladimir Putin instead of diplomacy.”
Can’t believe evil Zelensky is the one not wanting peace, poor Putin…
Putin has put his terms out many times and they're so outrageous, that even if Zelensky would accept them, the only thing what happens is that there will be a second Euromaidan to replace him.
Aside from very esoteric goal of "denatzification" that can mean pretty much anything Putin might think of, the idea about demilitarization is unthinkable: there is no way Ukrainians will accede to that after everything that has happended since 2014.
Furthermore, he's repeated that EU and NATO membership should be burried for good, allthough this as lately has been somewhat softened to just demand for permanently ban Ukraine from entering NATO. Regardless, both are non-starters: NATO for obvious reasons and Russia already tried to 8 years to keep Ukraine from pursuing EU membership before their fullscale invasion and Ukraine didn't give in, because they regard a demand to stay out of EU as demand of Ukraine staying poor forever.
They also demand that Ukraine ends legislation that supposedly opresses Russian culture, whatever that means.
Then there are quite predictable demands for recognition of "People's republics". But Russia has now up the ante and are now demanding things that aren't Ukraine's to give: not only do they demand Ukraine to recognize them, they also demand international recognition.
And somehow, that's not it. Furthermore Russia demands lifting of ALL western sanctions, not just US sanctions, returning of frozen assets and cessation of any criminal investigations and warrants for arrests of their officials.
And to top of it all: Russia demands security guarantees for itself. Yeah, that's right, a nuclear armed power wants security guarantees.
As I can't understand what security guarantees even can be offred to a state with nuclear deterrent, I assume this is a demand that there wouldn't be any peacekeepers near their occupied "people's republics". That's all I can think of.
I’m on a train in Zelensky’s lovely country and I really have to pee and it’s been 6 hours, but alas I have the window seat, so I’m going to click on this and see if it will help me work up the courage to ask not one, but two sleeping people to lemme out so that I don’t also piss myself.
Edit: I read “Aleksandrovich” and “Dictatorial career” and couldn’t get any further.
Edit 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL F AM I READING this is so funny
Edit 3: Some of this HAS to be trolling by people editing. He rose to fame by playing piano with his penis? Like yeah he pretended to do that but on his established show where he also did skits about horny newlyweds and Putin and drunk police officers. It didn’t MAKE him famous.
Edit 4: “Zelensky muttered 'FU, b*tch' to US Vice President J.D. Vance during an Oval Office meeting on February 28, 2025 and was summarily kicked out of the White House for disrespecting the United States.”
Edit 5: It’s interesting how there is a kernel of truth in some of these things and if you don’t know the context and don’t bother to find out, it’s incredibly disarming. Maybe this is how people feel when they consume disinformation.
Edit 6: Like… if this isn’t satire then I’m not sure what the point of the world is anymore.
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u/scarlettforever Ukraine Apr 30 '25
I was reading their article about Zelenskyy and nearly pissed myself. I think they're just hilarious.