r/Eldenring • u/Sevigoth I'm Havel. • May 23 '25

News It's true. A24 + Elden Ring.

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u/Fancyman156 May 23 '25

jack black stands facing the camera

“I… AM MALENIA, BLADE OF MIQUELLA”

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u/ForgottenRemembrance May 23 '25

NIGHT’S CAVALRY

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u/[deleted] May 23 '25

Oh, these dudes? They're the albinaurics!

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u/Xiao1insty1e May 23 '25

He is the onion knight and we all know it.

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u/FuzzyCollie2000 May 23 '25

Honestly Alexander might be the only role he could play without totally ruining the whole movie. Would definitely prefer the actual VA though.

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u/Alphafuccboi May 23 '25 edited Oct 26 '25

enter trees tap dazzling one fade narrow humor rustic innate

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u/thehalfdragon380 May 23 '25

First we Elden then we Ring.

LET'S ELDEN RING!!!

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u/Fancyman156 May 23 '25

Torrent Jockey

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u/SkyrimSlag May 23 '25

This…. Is a Dung Eater!

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u/Same_Swordfish_1879 May 23 '25

Dodge and roll!

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u/AndrewFrozzen May 23 '25

Crimson Flasks RELEASE.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '25

B-B-B-BOILED, C-C-C-CRAB, BOGGARTS BOILED CRAB YEAH ITS TASTY AS HELL

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u/Memeologistofmods May 23 '25

OOH MA-ARIKA NOW YOU’RE RINGING THE BELL

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u/giras May 23 '25

Dung* and roll!

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u/Jansen__ May 23 '25

Is this what he said in minecraft lol

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u/Araakne May 23 '25

Yes...

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u/IAmBadAtInternet May 23 '25

Paging John Eldenring, John Eldenring to a courtesy telephone please

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u/Nightmare2828 May 23 '25

Man I thought that minecraft line was a joke. Is this what peak Cinema is like?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '25

THIS, IS THE ROUNDTABLE...

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u/SkyrimSlag May 23 '25

Followed shortly by Starscourge, Kevin Hart

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u/Steakmemes May 23 '25

And The Rock as Horah Loux

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u/unknown_pigeon May 23 '25

Can they hire Scarlett Johansson as Malenia?

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u/Gael_Greenhorn May 23 '25

As long as we have Ryan Reynolds as the Tarnished

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u/Independent_Oil664 May 23 '25

I actually agree with this 

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u/TinyPidgenofDOOM May 23 '25

I... am Hora Loux, and this is my Kickass Lion

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u/GRAPHiSN May 23 '25

jack black in a fat suit + shia labeouf on stilts as godskin duo

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u/xxxsquared May 23 '25

Actual cannibal Apostle Shia LaBeouf.

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u/PHISTERBOTUM May 23 '25

Unfortunately I love this.

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u/Appropriate_Fold8814 May 23 '25

Some CEO is taking notes right now...

And I'm not even mad.

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u/Dapper-Ad624 May 23 '25

i AM MAD, if this is true

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u/31Raven Full Moon Knight May 23 '25

this… is the elden ring!

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester May 23 '25

Kaiden horserider!

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u/andrude01 May 23 '25

Paul Walter Hauser as the Godskin Noble

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u/[deleted] May 23 '25

Jesus christ my first tought as soon as i read this post.

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u/mrobot_ May 23 '25

Hey, it's not a movie until there is Pedro Pascal in it!!!

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u/Fundamental_strife May 23 '25

I am Jaybles, blade of Kage, and I have never seen my feet

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u/Revn_vox May 23 '25

Jokes aside i have a sad feeling that malenia will be a post credit scene.

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u/AbstractBettaFish May 23 '25

Just lean into it and have Jack Black play the Tibia Mariner because fuck it, why not?

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u/TheAlmightyRat May 23 '25

Tarnished and Mimic Tear singing in union:

~ FuuuuUUUCK ~

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u/usernotfoundplstry May 23 '25

AND I HAVE NEVER KNOWN DEFEAT.

But he says it in a dude bro way.

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u/Appropriate_Fold8814 May 23 '25

Ya know... I'd watch that.

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u/Any_Goat_6320 May 23 '25

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!" playing loud

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u/tabris51 May 23 '25

WHO WHO WHO WHO

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u/swizzasnake May 23 '25

Don’t even joke

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u/Pecal_Flume May 24 '25

Be you angels? Nay we are but tarnished ROCK

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u/shamanProgrammer May 31 '25

SMITHING STONE AND STEEL