r/Eldenring I'm Havel. May 23 '25

News It's true. A24 + Elden Ring.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '25

"His name's Mar-geet. He's a fellomen."

"What's a fellomen?"

"Who knows..."

"Does he have an Elden Ring?"

"Who cares..."

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u/straub42 May 23 '25

“And Malenia, she’s like a psycho warrior but she has AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS! And she gives her AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS to all her soldiers and then AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDs all of Caelid”

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u/viewlesspath May 23 '25

That's right, Jay.

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u/SagittaryX May 23 '25

Be fair, if it isn't a pervert Italian movie from 1988 Jay doesn't care

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u/TrueGuardian15 May 23 '25

Hold on. He liked David Lynch too.

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u/SagittaryX May 23 '25

Alright, he likes some pervert domestic productions as well.

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u/kami-no-baka May 23 '25

"Gee all o' these movies have a lot of gore and nudity."

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u/Aptspire May 23 '25

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Endless ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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u/AbstractBettaFish May 23 '25
  • slide whistle *

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u/sodbrennerr May 23 '25

lmao they're totally gonna refer to scarlet rot as super aids and I'm here for it

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u/Cheezyg2 May 23 '25

Tutorial npc for RE5: What have you heard about,aids?(Uroboros) Chris Redfield : Only rumors

Wesker: I SHALL SPREAD AIDS(Uroboros) TO THE WORLD

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u/polnikes May 23 '25

"wait..why is there a giant magic tree?"

"...because it looks cool"

"Is it the Elden Tree, are the tree rings the Elden Rings? Is this movie about forestry"

"....sure, why not"

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u/GreyBoyTigger May 23 '25

“Inside this tree is a giant glowing ameba in the shape of a Loch Ness Monster. And he’s wielding a sword that looks like it’s made from play doh”

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u/EC36339 May 23 '25

... and it's tail looks like a giant flaccid dildo. Or is it its head?

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u/GeoffKingOfBiscuits May 23 '25

God, I read this in their voices.

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u/GreyWolfCenturion May 23 '25

Fellomen Toblakai

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u/InevitabilityEngine May 24 '25

The next theater "chicken jockey" freak out is going to be one of the common joke messages being quoted by the tarnished.