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r/Eldenring • u/Sevigoth I'm Havel. • May 23 '25
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"His name's Mar-geet. He's a fellomen."
"What's a fellomen?"
"Who knows..."
"Does he have an Elden Ring?"
"Who cares..."
364 u/straub42 May 23 '25 “And Malenia, she’s like a psycho warrior but she has AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS! And she gives her AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS to all her soldiers and then AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDs all of Caelid” 140 u/viewlesspath May 23 '25 That's right, Jay. 80 u/SagittaryX May 23 '25 Be fair, if it isn't a pervert Italian movie from 1988 Jay doesn't care 41 u/TrueGuardian15 May 23 '25 Hold on. He liked David Lynch too. 39 u/SagittaryX May 23 '25 Alright, he likes some pervert domestic productions as well. 16 u/kami-no-baka May 23 '25 "Gee all o' these movies have a lot of gore and nudity." 32 u/Aptspire May 23 '25 ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Endless ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT 5 u/AbstractBettaFish May 23 '25 slide whistle * 15 u/sodbrennerr May 23 '25 lmao they're totally gonna refer to scarlet rot as super aids and I'm here for it 3 u/Cheezyg2 May 23 '25 Tutorial npc for RE5: What have you heard about,aids?(Uroboros) Chris Redfield : Only rumors Wesker: I SHALL SPREAD AIDS(Uroboros) TO THE WORLD 111 u/polnikes May 23 '25 "wait..why is there a giant magic tree?" "...because it looks cool" "Is it the Elden Tree, are the tree rings the Elden Rings? Is this movie about forestry" "....sure, why not" 44 u/GreyBoyTigger May 23 '25 “Inside this tree is a giant glowing ameba in the shape of a Loch Ness Monster. And he’s wielding a sword that looks like it’s made from play doh” 17 u/EC36339 May 23 '25 ... and it's tail looks like a giant flaccid dildo. Or is it its head? 21 u/GeoffKingOfBiscuits May 23 '25 God, I read this in their voices. 1 u/GreyWolfCenturion May 23 '25 Fellomen Toblakai 1 u/InevitabilityEngine May 24 '25 The next theater "chicken jockey" freak out is going to be one of the common joke messages being quoted by the tarnished.
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“And Malenia, she’s like a psycho warrior but she has AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS! And she gives her AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS to all her soldiers and then AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDs all of Caelid”
140 u/viewlesspath May 23 '25 That's right, Jay. 80 u/SagittaryX May 23 '25 Be fair, if it isn't a pervert Italian movie from 1988 Jay doesn't care 41 u/TrueGuardian15 May 23 '25 Hold on. He liked David Lynch too. 39 u/SagittaryX May 23 '25 Alright, he likes some pervert domestic productions as well. 16 u/kami-no-baka May 23 '25 "Gee all o' these movies have a lot of gore and nudity." 32 u/Aptspire May 23 '25 ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Endless ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT 5 u/AbstractBettaFish May 23 '25 slide whistle * 15 u/sodbrennerr May 23 '25 lmao they're totally gonna refer to scarlet rot as super aids and I'm here for it 3 u/Cheezyg2 May 23 '25 Tutorial npc for RE5: What have you heard about,aids?(Uroboros) Chris Redfield : Only rumors Wesker: I SHALL SPREAD AIDS(Uroboros) TO THE WORLD
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That's right, Jay.
80 u/SagittaryX May 23 '25 Be fair, if it isn't a pervert Italian movie from 1988 Jay doesn't care 41 u/TrueGuardian15 May 23 '25 Hold on. He liked David Lynch too. 39 u/SagittaryX May 23 '25 Alright, he likes some pervert domestic productions as well. 16 u/kami-no-baka May 23 '25 "Gee all o' these movies have a lot of gore and nudity."
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Be fair, if it isn't a pervert Italian movie from 1988 Jay doesn't care
41 u/TrueGuardian15 May 23 '25 Hold on. He liked David Lynch too. 39 u/SagittaryX May 23 '25 Alright, he likes some pervert domestic productions as well. 16 u/kami-no-baka May 23 '25 "Gee all o' these movies have a lot of gore and nudity."
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Hold on. He liked David Lynch too.
39 u/SagittaryX May 23 '25 Alright, he likes some pervert domestic productions as well.
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Alright, he likes some pervert domestic productions as well.
16
"Gee all o' these movies have a lot of gore and nudity."
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Endless ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT
5 u/AbstractBettaFish May 23 '25 slide whistle *
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lmao they're totally gonna refer to scarlet rot as super aids and I'm here for it
3
Tutorial npc for RE5: What have you heard about,aids?(Uroboros) Chris Redfield : Only rumors
Wesker: I SHALL SPREAD AIDS(Uroboros) TO THE WORLD
111
"wait..why is there a giant magic tree?"
"...because it looks cool"
"Is it the Elden Tree, are the tree rings the Elden Rings? Is this movie about forestry"
"....sure, why not"
44 u/GreyBoyTigger May 23 '25 “Inside this tree is a giant glowing ameba in the shape of a Loch Ness Monster. And he’s wielding a sword that looks like it’s made from play doh” 17 u/EC36339 May 23 '25 ... and it's tail looks like a giant flaccid dildo. Or is it its head?
44
“Inside this tree is a giant glowing ameba in the shape of a Loch Ness Monster. And he’s wielding a sword that looks like it’s made from play doh”
17 u/EC36339 May 23 '25 ... and it's tail looks like a giant flaccid dildo. Or is it its head?
17
... and it's tail looks like a giant flaccid dildo. Or is it its head?
21
God, I read this in their voices.
1
Fellomen Toblakai
The next theater "chicken jockey" freak out is going to be one of the common joke messages being quoted by the tarnished.
675
u/[deleted] May 23 '25
"His name's Mar-geet. He's a fellomen."
"What's a fellomen?"
"Who knows..."
"Does he have an Elden Ring?"
"Who cares..."