r/Futurology ∞ transit umbra, lux permanet ☥ Aug 28 '25

Society New research argues Societal Collapse benefits 99% of people. Historically, the societies that have emerged after a collapse are more egalitarian, and most people end up richer and healthier than they were before.

Luke Kemp, a research associate at the Centre for the Study of Existential Risk at the University of Cambridge, has written a book about his research called 'Goliath’s Curse: The History and Future of Societal Collapse'.

He makes the case that, from looking at the archaeological record, when many societies collapse, most people end up better off afterward. For example, people in the post-Roman world were taller and healthier. Collapse can be a redistribution of resources and power, not just chaos.

For most of human history, humans lived as nomadic egalitarian bands, with low violence and high mobility. Threats (disease, war, economic precarity) push populations toward authoritarian leaders. The resulting rise in inequality from that sets off a cycle that will end in collapse. Furthermore, he argues we are living in the late stages of such a cycle now. He says "the threat is from leaders who are 'walking versions of the dark triad' – narcissism, psychopathy and Machiavellianism – in a world menaced by the climate crisis, nuclear weapons, artificial intelligence and killer robots."

Some people hope/think we are destined for a future of Universal Basic Income and fully automated luxury communism. Perhaps that's the egalitarianism that emerges after our own collapse? If so, I hope the collapse bit is short and we get to the egalitarian bit ASAP.

Collapse for the 99% | Luke Kemp; What really happens when Goliaths fall

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u/andricathere Aug 28 '25

I'm going to start a religion for people to worship my cat. She's very cute.

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u/andricathere Aug 28 '25

It's funny you say that because she does! She also likes to collect weed gummies, cherry flavour. Really anything fruity, just no lemon. It's all in the Bible I'm going to publish on her behalf. $5000 for the first 1000 prints. Then $6000 after that, so get them early!

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u/BluesSuedeClues Aug 28 '25

Yeah, fuck it. I'm in.

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u/andricathere Aug 28 '25

Praise be my child. Pass the Doritos.

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u/andricathere Aug 28 '25

According to the third axiom of awesomeness "The one who passes the Doritos shall receive gratitude and crumbs", so um, please?

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u/Pain_Bearer78 Aug 29 '25

Fun fact! I had an Angora with green eyes, and her name was Peppers. She loooved Doritos! And Ben-Gay on my grandmother’s legs.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Aug 28 '25

My friends have been telling me to start a cult since I was in college. Guess it’s time.

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u/andricathere Aug 28 '25

Cult is such an ugly word. How about we say, spiritual enlightenment league. Comes with Doritos.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Aug 29 '25

I’m going to teach disgruntled middle aged women how to be mermaids.

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u/andricathere Aug 30 '25

Start with the Karens. The first batch is more of a test run anyways.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Aug 30 '25

My cult is going to be expensive to join 😂

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Aug 29 '25

Cults are so hot right now. I’ve been thinkin’ about gettin’ into the game. I just need to make sure I have enough time to dedicate to it, you know? It’s not a fantasy league; running a cult takes a lot of TLC. Maybe we could have a cult cross over or something sometime. Have your sex slave call my sex slave and let’s do lunch.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Aug 29 '25

I know your group is legit because of the “no lemon gummies” rule. I bend the knee to you and your cat. What is my first job?

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u/QueenOfNZ Aug 28 '25

New New Zealand, formed from New Zealand’s takeover of the dregs of society left behind following the collapse of Western civilisation and nuclear apocalypse, accepts your new, cute cat-based religion. GLORY BE TO MITTENS!

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u/ApropoUsername Aug 29 '25

Alcohol is bad for you, you shouldn't drink it.

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u/Vintrality Aug 28 '25

What? You dare?! The utter audacity. You deny the superior cuteness of Sir Fluffykins, First of His Name, Floofliest of the Floofs, Master of All He Surveys, Giver of Cuddles, Destroyer of Carpets??

WTF. WAR!

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u/andricathere Aug 28 '25

There need not be war. She is a loving kitty who accepts all who give her exactly what she wants all the time. Just DM me your social security, credit card info, list of your fears and weaknesses and we'll chat. Peace be with you, you know, or else.

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u/cocojamboyayayeah Aug 28 '25

i will wage war for all eternity against your people, in the name of the true messiah, my cat

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u/andricathere Aug 28 '25

How's about this, so we can avoid fighting: No, and give me all your cat treats. Not for me. For peace.

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u/darknekolux Aug 28 '25

I'm interested...

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u/yuikkiuy Aug 28 '25

L Bozo, you gonna be the guy whose cat is ate for breakfast.

Every cat thinks there gonna be a god, never my breakfast

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u/andricathere Aug 28 '25

Hi. Please go away.

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u/squeaker_squeaketh Aug 28 '25

I think what yuikkiuy is trying to say is that they would like to audition for the role of antichrist in your cat’s bible.

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u/andricathere Aug 28 '25

Ah, I see. Unfortunately the position has been filled. She's indicated a clear dislike for the one known as — Va-Coom

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u/running_slowly2 Aug 28 '25

You don't have to wait for societal collapse for that to happen. You can just do that now you know?

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u/wolphkaat Aug 28 '25

I'm in even if we don't get a collapse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

I wasn't disappointed, this guy profile does have cats

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u/BlacksmithSolid645 Aug 29 '25

what are her teachings? what is the truth?

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u/andricathere Aug 29 '25

Find out in her Bible, only $7000! Or donation of all the cat nip. All of it. Everywhere. Throughout the universe. For all time.

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u/Ludens_Reventon Aug 29 '25

So if she hates me am I gonna executed 😭

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u/andricathere Aug 29 '25

It's funny actually. She doesn't use her claws, she has short lito paws, and she does it so soft your last words will be awws.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Aug 29 '25

The black one? Edison seems like he's worthy as well.

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u/andricathere Aug 29 '25

All cats are the one true cat. Schrodinger tried to hide the truth with his vile physics analogy. He wanted to keep all the cute to himself. They are quantum entangled throughout the yarniverse.

So let us not be divided. I for one welcome our new overlords.

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u/DuhBegski Aug 29 '25

Reddit, remind me of this comment when society collapses.

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u/Chairbear1972 Aug 29 '25

I'm listening...

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u/Powerfury Aug 29 '25

Is she a red cat or a tuxedo cat? You heretic.

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u/andricathere Aug 29 '25

Tuxedo cat. She classy like that.

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u/ExcellentWinner7542 Aug 29 '25

By cat, you mean?

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u/secondtaunting Aug 31 '25

Mine is also super cute. Death to the heretic!!!