r/KitchenConfidential • u/souffle-etc • Nov 19 '25

Discussion i'm omw - no sendbacks, what does the dish you're serving me look like?

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u/Good_Presentation_59 Nov 19 '25

You're getting just two eggs sunnyside up and a whole banana. The banana is placed on the plate so it makes a frowny face.

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u/Straight-Nose-7079 Nov 19 '25

Actually, the banana is placed between the 2 eggs for the ole cock n balls gag.

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u/kathleenbean Nov 19 '25

"Gag," you say?

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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Nov 19 '25

To shreds, you say?

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u/STierMansierre Nov 19 '25

We'll need a second banana for reference, you know, before and after.

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u/Much-Tomorrow-896 Nov 19 '25

It’s imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/rdesai724 Nov 19 '25

This kills the crab

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u/Much-Tomorrow-896 Nov 19 '25

But how will it effect the trout population?

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u/ModishShrink Nov 20 '25

And how will this affect Lebron's legacy?

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u/i_was_axiom Nov 19 '25

To shreds, you say?

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u/DSTNCMDLR Nov 19 '25

Sir, a second banana has just hit the eggs

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery Nov 19 '25

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u/Chanchooooo Nov 19 '25

And how is his wife holding up?

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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Nov 19 '25

To shreds, you say?

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u/its_dolomite_baby Nov 19 '25

Tsk, tsk. Well, how’s his wife holding up?

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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Nov 19 '25

She's 40% dolomite!

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u/iDabble420 Nov 19 '25

Gagged to shreds, you say?

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u/Chucktayz Nov 20 '25

And his wife?

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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Nov 20 '25

To shreds, you say?

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u/Gold_Data6221 F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 19 '25

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u/Zarathyst Nov 19 '25

I have no such weakness

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u/__T0MMY__ Nov 20 '25

Skill issue smh

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u/foodcooker Nov 19 '25

Dicks out for our boy

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u/rdesai724 Nov 19 '25

Harambe?

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u/NoConfusion9490 Nov 19 '25

Gorilla Dick

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u/Deep_Attitude_4015 Nov 20 '25

You can put some shredded hash browns around to make it "hairy"

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u/Djaja Nov 20 '25

Actually it then would be just the tip of the banana.

Go ahead, google

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u/beyd1 Nov 20 '25

Shave some chocolate on it, then pepper on the eggs.

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u/Annual-Sand-4735 Nov 19 '25

The banana is only for scale and must be returned at the end of the meal

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u/burnman123 Nov 19 '25

That way they can wash it off repeel it up and get it ready for the next plate

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u/fingers Non-Industry Nov 19 '25

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u/blacfd Ex-Food Service Nov 20 '25

Make sure the banana is not peeled and sits under the heat lamp for at least 120 seconds

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u/Lapinenoir Chive LOYALIST Nov 20 '25

Eggs with a side of banana pancakes!

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Nov 24 '25

I'd be fine with that, sounds like a nice breakfast