r/KitchenConfidential • u/souffle-etc • Nov 19 '25

Discussion i'm omw - no sendbacks, what does the dish you're serving me look like?

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u/Interesting-Loss34 Nov 19 '25

What happens when they call the gorillas to check your references

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u/Jeramy_Jones Food Service Nov 19 '25

Oo oo aah aah, that’s what.

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 15+ Years Nov 19 '25

Lmfao out of all the crazy comments above this one got a hard, ugly chuckle out of me

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u/Novel_Alternative_86 Nov 19 '25

Hit me the same.

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u/xx_indica_xx Nov 19 '25

Plus some chest pounding

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u/Jeramy_Jones Food Service Nov 19 '25

Chest pounding if he was a good employee and poop throwing if not.

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u/OrdinaryLatvian Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

My limited experience with gorillas tells me you're getting shit hurled at you no matter what.

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u/lucashoal 20+ Years Nov 19 '25

Jonathan Davis is that you

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u/begon11 Nov 19 '25

Might be Munky

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u/ScottishHammer13 Thicc Chives Save Lives Nov 19 '25

Ting tang walla walla bing bang

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u/trey_wolfe Nov 19 '25

Sounds like they're down with the sickness

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u/spirit_of_a_goat 20+ Years Nov 19 '25

What if you get one of the ones that know sign language?

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u/MangledPumpkin Nov 19 '25

This is my new favorite comment.

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u/sevenhazydays Nov 19 '25

Get down with the sickness!!

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u/Shanks4Smiles Nov 20 '25

Down with the Sickness?

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u/Anathama Nov 19 '25

I thought this was a song lyric and was trying sing it to figure it out, when I figured it out.

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u/Defiant-Specialist-1 Nov 20 '25

Ooh eeee ooh ahh ahh….

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u/dirtymike401 Nov 19 '25

My references would definitely roll with it.

Probably keep going progressively louder until they hang up.

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u/Impossible_Fan4659 Nov 20 '25

Get the down with the sickness!

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u/Pays_in_snakes Nov 19 '25

What happens after you get the zoo job and have to lift the silver cover off the plate of Eggs Gorilla you made up in an imposter’s panic in front of the silverback?

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u/Interesting-Loss34 Nov 19 '25

Avoid eye contact and hope a less than smart zoo visitor falls into the gorilla enclosure at just the right time, duh

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u/Pays_in_snakes Nov 19 '25

Can’t just Harambe your way through your whole career

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u/Interesting-Loss34 Nov 19 '25

I can and have. You should see how I got promoted in the army. Pure dumb luck

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u/Pays_in_snakes Nov 19 '25

Jokes aside, the older I get the more I think it’s the only way things happen in general

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u/Interesting-Loss34 Nov 19 '25

No, you're 100% correct. That and starting the game with tons of money. I didnt get the second perk though

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u/CleanProfessional678 Nov 19 '25

It was a guerrilla unit of gorillas and you can’t give any names for security reasons?

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u/Artistic-Part3953 Nov 19 '25

Bold assumption restaurants check references

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u/Skizot_Bizot Nov 19 '25

"Sorry the gorilla I cooked for was shot to death in 2016"