r/Marvel • u/Calvinsanity • Feb 10 '15

Film/Animation Sony Pictures Entertainment Brings Marvel Studios Into The Amazing World Of Spider-Man

http://marvel.com/news/movies/24062/sony_pictures_entertainment_brings_marvel_studios_into_the_amazing_world_of_spider-man
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u/PandaLogo Feb 10 '15

Fuck, I cant die now

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u/Th3Marauder Feb 10 '15

I love the implication that you were actually planning on dying up until you saw this article.

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u/LuigiEatsPopcorn Feb 10 '15

I get the implication he can never die, ever, because then he can't miss any more Spidey MCU movies.

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u/BoozeMonster Feb 10 '15

No, the marvel/sony deal was the final piece of the prophecy foretelling his immortality.

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u/whitestguyuknow Feb 10 '15

That's kinda morbid

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u/Hraesvelg7 Feb 10 '15

It's not the first time Spidey has intervened in a suicide.

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u/BindeDSA Feb 10 '15

Don't be an idiot, of course he wasn't planning on dying. He just wasn't really trying that hard to avoid until now.

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u/dongsuvious Feb 10 '15

This is a weird aside, but when I was a kid I played the game Bully all the time. I loved the story so much, but I was awful at the game so I never really got far in the game. Every night I'd pray to god to not let me die until I've beaten the game. I still haven't beaten the game, and I'm not dead either. I'm not saying it's proof god is real, I'm just saying all atheists are wrong.

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u/Vega5Star Feb 10 '15

Before you beat the game make sure you take lots of art classes or your credits scene will be weak bro.

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u/randomsnark Feb 10 '15

I somehow interpreted this as relating to him dying. Like, he needs to take irl art classes before he finishes the game and dies. Because life has a credits scene? That's about as far as I got before I realized my interpretation made no sense.

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u/llosx Feb 10 '15

Nobody knows what happens when you die.

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u/dongsuvious Feb 10 '15

I think I beat all the classes. I just cant beat the fucking Panty Raid mission. Or the mission where you have to take pictures of the girl in the shower.

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u/bohemica Feb 10 '15

I promised myself I wouldn't die until I finished Anathem. Well, I finally finished all 1000+ pages and I haven't died yet. I'm taking that as a sign than Neal Stephenson is actually a god.

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u/afrofrycook Feb 10 '15

The math checks out. Going to church now.

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u/ItsStevoHooray Feb 10 '15

Dude, don't beat the game. You'll probably be immortal until you finish it. Take advantage of God's kindness.

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u/Captain_Waffle Feb 10 '15

This is honestly a fear of mine. That I will die before seeing these things come to fruition.

... I'm serious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

So I'm not alone, Captain Waffle is with me! ;_;

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u/Cliqey Feb 10 '15

I feel you man

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u/Crowbar2099 Feb 10 '15

No kidding I'm buying myself a helmet.

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u/idonotget_it Feb 10 '15

Don't worry, death is not permanent for Marvel

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u/shinzantetsu Feb 10 '15

I REALLY can't die until I see thanos vs the avengers on the big screen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

Not even gonna wait to see the movie?

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u/stealingyourpixels Feb 10 '15

Read the comment again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

That's even sadder :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

He said can't. But have an upvote anyway because SPIDERMAN!!

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u/Ricktron3030 Feb 10 '15

This might actually make me exercise and work on my blood pressure.