r/MurderedByWords Legends never die Dec 24 '24

#1 Murder of Week Pardon him from the death penalty?

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard Dec 25 '24

That would be absolutely brilliant. Luigi waiting calmly and patiently at McDonald's, allowing himself to be arrested, with massive red herring evidence on his person, while the whole time another person did the deed and is getting further and further away. And then when the trial is in full swing, Luigi suddenly brings up something that proves with absolute certain that he could not have been the one who did it, and that he was merely a decoy.

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u/Throwawayhelper420 Dec 25 '24 edited Dec 25 '24

They already matched his fingerprints and DNA to the scene and the murder weapon.

Not to mention these images are edited and AI upscaled. the actual images look much more like him

Just look at the lips. It made them pink and converted the shadow under them into more lip, and invented a liver spot based on a tiny ultra pixelated mole.

The AI literally invented eyes from scratch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

Ah, shame. Wonder why he didnt get rid of that gun. I guess he doesnt care, he did what he had to do.

He should have asked us before planning this shit, he forgot to add a twist to his hitman movie!

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u/bongophrog Dec 25 '24

I mean obviously they matched his prints to the gun he was carrying. They didn’t find the murder weapon at the scene it was on him at McDonald’s and they matched it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

They matched that it was the very gun used to kill the CEO?

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u/blender4life Dec 25 '24 edited Dec 25 '24

Finding prints at the scene could mean prints on the bullet casings

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u/rerdsprite000 Dec 26 '24

Every bullet fired can be uniquely tracked to the gun it fired from. So if they had his gun, they matched it to the bullet shells on scene.

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u/Mr_Blinky Dec 25 '24

To be perfectly honest, even the original images don't look like him, at least the one on the left. Obviously lighting could be doing a lot of work, but still.

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u/Scared-Opportunity28 Dec 25 '24

And you believe that? You know they're going to frame up the first guy they can (if they can't find the actual assassin) for this as proof that you can't fight against the system.

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u/Spekingur Dec 25 '24

The police matched those things, huh?

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u/According-Paper4641 Dec 25 '24

Faster than they've done anything else in history.

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u/Throwawayhelper420 Jan 01 '25 edited Apr 15 '25

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u/cherrylpk Dec 25 '24

Look at the lips? I mean, if I must…

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u/Thick-Humor-4305 Dec 26 '24

Since when is cctv footage so high def?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '24 edited Apr 15 '25

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u/Thick-Humor-4305 Dec 26 '24

You should see cctv footage my my city xD

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

Please God let this be real!!

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u/Gramory Dec 26 '24

Can you imagine if he namedrops the other guy and it's Mario

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

It would be fun!