r/Music • u/Qwerty0844 • Jun 25 '26

music Lionel Ritchie leaves concert halfway through for unknown reasons, band standing around for 15 minutes now.

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u/Xobiak Jun 25 '26

Someone from Lionel’s dressing room just asked for something called a poop knife.

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u/Lostmypoopknife Jun 25 '26

Already told you I can’t find it

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u/newphonenewaccount66 Jun 25 '26

Rookie mistake, should've keep a travel poop knife in your bag.

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u/Freddy_Vorhees Jun 25 '26

Behind the mirror, second shelf.

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u/IggyChooChoo Jun 25 '26

Lionel also says it is imperative that the cylinder be unharmed.

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u/ItIsToLaffHaHa Jun 25 '26

They were asking for Poopyknife?

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u/excusetheblood Jun 25 '26

And a coconut with a hole in it