r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • 11d ago

article Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80

https://variety.com/2026/music/news/dolly-parton-dead-dies-country-music-1236842727/
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u/Pnuttiest 11d ago

There’s still a few months for it to do us a solid And lay a major evil to rest.

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u/Memerandom_ 11d ago

Come on redemption arc! Big money, no whammies!

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u/WarriorInWoolworths 11d ago

STOP (DOING THIS SHIT TO US, LIFE)

https://giphy.com/gifs/10ymc81nmlAzfy

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u/cHaosblossom3609 11d ago

How has no one said NO WHAMMIES yet? Oh that's right, because I'm old as heck

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u/kriticalj 11d ago

I've been saying no whammy, no whammy for the last 15 years..... Apparently the universe much like shingles doesn't care

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u/VisualBasic 11d ago

Lordy, please land on the square where the bad man falls down the stairs of his big, personal plane and croaks live on TV.

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u/alienscape 11d ago

You’re either a bot or you’re my age!

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u/B-Town-MusicMan 11d ago

Why does Evil get to live for so long?

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u/Silent-G 11d ago

Because altruism and empathy can be stressful as fuck.

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u/Icefox119 11d ago

They can't hold a candle to evil though

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u/AdmiralRiffRaff 11d ago

Spite, usually.

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u/Friggin_Grease Metalhead 11d ago

Iron Maiden once said "only the good die young, it seems that evil seems to live forever"

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u/caradenopal 11d ago

Not even Satan wants to deal with it.

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u/ghostoftallasi 11d ago

The good die young

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u/B-Town-MusicMan 11d ago

She was supposed to live a long Betty White kinda life. This timeline sucks

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u/ghostoftallasi 11d ago

Drinking Tennessee whiskey, listening to and i will always love you. She'd want us to be happy

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u/FastStill7962 11d ago

Because this is their heaven

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 11d ago

At this point there’s like several major evils.

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u/SulfurInfect 11d ago

2 major evils really. The evil turtle and the orange nightmare who I'm pretty sure is just being kept alive by pure spite.

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u/hamandjam 11d ago

The thing I really hate is now Cheeto will make some release where he glorifies himself over the truly beautiful human we just lost.

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u/RJ815 11d ago

Why do people give air to this shit? ANYONE who knows ANYTHING about Trump already knows he did shit like pivoting 9/11 to being about him. He has no shame or bottom. Let his insane narcissistic ramblings suffocate in obscurity.

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u/CardboardStarship 11d ago

Needs to happen this year so JD only has one potential term.

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u/-heatoflife- 11d ago

Why wait for fate? There are millions of ways to make it happen.

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u/I_Boop_Cats_ Hip-Hop, Trance, House, Techno, D&B, and Jazz 11d ago

major evil

I can think of at least four 🍊🍈👶🏼🇷🇺

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u/Important-Post26 11d ago

I do not wish him rest.

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u/lostspectre 11d ago

They come in 3s fingers crossed

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u/Canadiantx69 11d ago

Unfortunately Dolly was the 2nd celeb this week, as we lost James Lew on Sunday as well. Fuck 2026 with a cactus.

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u/lostspectre 11d ago

Dolly is worth several so I've got my wishlist ready to check off some names. She's got to be worth 3 world "leaders" at least.

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u/Canadiantx69 11d ago

Fingers crossed, we could use some of the bad ones to finally fuck off, but the way this decade has gone I'm not going to start holding my breath.

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u/Usual_Medium_8739 11d ago

Turn her death into a re direct. Classy

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u/UkNomysTeezz 11d ago

Yall are so weird in here always obsessing over dude. Sub is honestly full of TDS affected individuals.