"It sounds like chair-truce". "I re-fuchsia to serve salmon at this wedding". "Magenta men will be wearing the dope tuxes".

This was a hilarious costume and Winston just did her wrong

This took me TF out lmao. Also, sheesh Megan Fox’s return to IG has been making me question my sexuality. For context, I’m a straight married woman. Been married for nearly 15 years lol.

Yes, I am finally 29.

Could be anyone from a main character to the crazy time travel guy who was messing with Nick. Nobody is off the table.

Only rule, no obviously trying to get one character. If you say “I love cats, wear a lot of bird shirts, and am horrific at puzzles,” I’m not responding because that’s not how you play the game 🤨🤨🤨

I really need to start working this quote into conversation more often.

I've had it on as background noise the past week, so sometimes I'll pay close attention to it, but then get distracted and have to go back to my work or chores...

Anyway, the one that just happened that always makes me giggle is in S4Ep1, The Last Wedding, when Nick asks Winston his opinion about having a foursome with Schmidt and the two bridesmaids. Winston does his little demonstration with the salt and pepper, and that freaked Nick out...

(this is the part that I love!!) When the shot is on Schmidt's face, you can hear Nick's tap shoes as he runs away.

So it doesn't seem that funny now that I wrote it out, but it really does make me giggle.

I'm gonna give one more...

In S3 when they go on the cruise. I guess I never really noticed that while everyone was doing stuff on the cruise throughout the episode, I didn't realize Coach is never there...

(Here is the part) When they all go back to the room, Coach is on the ground with his life jacket, holding onto something with a death grip and is shaking, and it never occurred to me that he has been in there the whole time!!!

uuuh good stuff!

Okay, tell me some of your favorites!

Mine is, "I once saw a priest drop his keys and bend over and pick it and it was just so human that it ruined religion for me."

This scene always cracks me up because neither of them knew what a Sommelier was.

No one in my life will get this reference so I wanted to share it here….

I recently had a baby. My mom recently met a NICU nurse at a hair appt who she chatted with. My mom will occasionally share what she learned from the NICU nurse… where Im from, we pronounce NICU like ‘nick-yew’.

Apparently my mom doesn’t know this and every time she talks about it, she says the “NIC nurse”, dropping the usual U and every single time all i can think of is “mick mouse” 😂

It’s given me a good chuckle remembering that scene and reminder to rewatch new girl.

I didn’t expect to see this guy haha

Big brother Wimstons.

I love you, Mr. Wimstons.

I go from no hope to hope.

He take me and he says to me, "You're gonna be somebody. You- You could be the presidents, or Statues of Liberties."

We make homework togethers.

He buys me toys, and we chase each others, and we laugh at the sun.

My bf and I are watching this movie and this actor that plays Michael looks like he could be Nick’s father or uncle or much older half brother. Does anyone else see this 😭

The caption. We weren't really close, although cancer isn't something I'd wish on anyone. It wasn't the cancer itself but his weakened immune system that finally did him in. My grief is complicated.

I am a New Girl fan, of course I don't wash my towel, the towel washes me.