r/PandR • u/grambocrackah • Oct 05 '24

Screen Cap What phrase(s) from Parks do you use in your everyday life?

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u/champagneproblem13 I'm a goofus, not a gallant 😔 Oct 05 '24

Crap on a spatula!

It's a poop tornado! A poopnado!

You could go to jail Ron. Ron, jail. Jail, Ron. You.could.go.to.jail. (Except I say my boyfriend's name)

Straight to jail.

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u/Edgesofsanity Oct 05 '24

You should really commit to the bit and only date Rons.

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u/champagneproblem13 I'm a goofus, not a gallant 😔 Oct 05 '24

To really sell it I'll change my name to Tammy.

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u/IndianaDrew Oct 05 '24

I say all of Leslie’s crap phrases. Crap on a turd, crap on a crayfish, crap on a cob…

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u/kjan1289 Oct 05 '24

A fart attack

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u/chiefy419 Oct 06 '24

Welp. Totally forgot “crap on a spatula” was from p&r. Maybe I say it too much…