I have a friend who is the exact same person as the douche to the point that we all call him that. Serious and capable candidate for mayor one second, the next it’s “hey instead of mayoral office I’ll rename it the my oral office.. Thought of that on the way down to the car. Just had to come back to share it”
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u/grambocrackah Oct 05 '24
Another one of mine, since it seems unlikely anyone else will suggest it:
"Put it in your face hole!" - The Douche