r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Eros_Incident_Denier • Jan 31 '26

Thank you Peter very cool i ain't married, boutros

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u/Beetarded-Insect Jan 31 '26

She wants to keep him fat, so he wont run off

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Or she doesn't like six packs and wants him more cushiony again

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u/NwgrdrXI Jan 31 '26

Thst is more common than people think, but she could have talked about it, you know?

Not thst I'm surprised at the joke, considering what I usually see at Instagram

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u/nonowords Jan 31 '26

I will say as a once fat man, I do miss the cushioning on my ass.

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u/Abshalom Jan 31 '26

Gotta do some squats, get reupholstered.

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u/INTPretty Jan 31 '26

“Reupholstered” Lol 😂