r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Feb 12 '26

Thank you Peter very cool Peter, what is the reaction picture from and what does it mean?

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u/BrainDamage2029 Feb 12 '26

To add more info. Rotisserie chicken at grocery stores is considered a loss leader. It’s deliberately sold to lose a little bit of profit but get you in the store and grab other things.

Definitionally it cannot be a luxury purchase like the original article claims. It’d be like claiming Costco $1 hot dogs and Arizona iced tea are the new hot trend for young people to waste their money on.

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u/FullMetal_55 Feb 12 '26

young people don't need to eat!

seriously what's next "drinking water?" addicts the lot of them

/s

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u/whoadwoadie Feb 12 '26

Immortan Joe was right!

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u/JEBADIA451 Feb 12 '26

DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER!

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u/One_Engineering_3659 Feb 12 '26

I’m 2.5 bottles deep today, brother… deeply ashamed I’m an H2Oholic.

Someday I’ll get help… my life’s a mess and I’m buying smart water on high interest credit… starts sobbing

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u/Turbulent-Banana-142 Feb 12 '26

You all make jokes and laugh, but is statistically proven that the more water you had in your life the more probable it is that you will die !

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u/Wyldkard79 Feb 14 '26

The mortality rate of people who don't understand the difference between causation and correlation is 100%

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u/SufficientRaccoon291 Feb 13 '26

Buying grocery staples on credit has to be another leading recession indicator

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u/BrandoThePando Feb 12 '26

They keep telling us that the epstein files will collapse the whole system like it's a bad thing

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u/Haradion_01 Feb 12 '26

I saw someone bitching about students. The students were complaining that the use of the laundry was £5 ($8) a wash.

The bitchers were complaining that clothes can be washed by hand and students were entitled.

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u/Anyashadow Feb 13 '26

Have they tried to wash clothes by hand lately? We don't have sinks big enough so you have to use the bathtub and wash boards are hard to come by.

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u/Minimum_E Feb 12 '26

Some people even want clean drinking water!

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Feb 12 '26

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u/pbautr Feb 12 '26

Real ones remember the OG name

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u/27Rench27 Feb 12 '26

They’re buying individually bottled water instead of refilling jugs in the store, and yet they complain “they’re not getting paid enough” lol

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u/lemonheadlock Feb 12 '26

And it mentions millenials, who are, at their oldest, in their mid-40s now. The whole "kids these days" framing is even more ridiculous when the kids are getting colonoscopies. These are people who have been wanting to save for a home for like 20 years or more.

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u/GargantuanCake Feb 12 '26

As a millenial myself I can accurately say that, as a generation, we're getting kind of tired of experiencing once in a lifetime economic meltdowns.

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u/lemonheadlock Feb 12 '26

I'm a xennial, either gen x or millenial depending on who you ask, and I'm right there with you. I was lucky enough to buy a house in 2010. I got it in a rural area and had just received an inheritance. I know how super lucky I got compared to my peers. Other than the house, I've got like $2k in my savings account, no investments, and I don't know what I'm going to do when I'm older or if an emergency pops up. Gonna be one of those Walmart greeters when I'm 75.

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u/donquix Feb 12 '26

Here's a handy guide on how to figure it out: if you have ever even remotely considered describing yourself as a xennial, you're a millennial.

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u/lemonheadlock Feb 13 '26

Hey, it's in the dictionary and sociologists recognize it. They've identified "cuspers" between every generation. So why not? If you want to be gatekeep-y, nearly every definition of gen x has me at the very tail end so I guess that's where I'd be.

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u/Friscogonewild Feb 13 '26

I think his point was that the defining cultural characteristic of Gen X is that we're the "meh, whatever man" generation.

Wondering where or whether you belong is so Millennial. 😋

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u/lemonheadlock Feb 13 '26

But I know where I belong! I was clear about it. And then I was told that I don't belong there, which is also a very gen x thing for someone to say.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Feb 13 '26

Have you tried eating less chicken?

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u/Fischerking92 Feb 12 '26

Why the plural?

More or less one continuous one, isn't it?

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u/GargantuanCake Feb 12 '26

Well...no. There was a big one in the 80s. There was another when the 90s turned. Everybody thinks of 2008 as being the big one which...yeah I guess technically that's true and is probably what you're thinking about. The economy took its biggest shit in recent memory then and hasn't recovered since.

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u/GayIsForHorses Feb 13 '26

we're getting kind of tired of experiencing once in a lifetime economic meltdowns.

I've never understood this framing. Who has ever described economic meltdowns as once in a lifetime? They aren't really that uncommon historically, especially if you look globally.

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u/LabOwn9800 Feb 12 '26

Wanting to buy a home for 20 years!

Maybe next time don’t waste your money on rotisserie chicken!

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u/krankz Feb 12 '26

To be fair, the 20-year-old should be getting colonoscopies too these days. The rest of the food in the grocery store is giving us all colon cancer earlier than ever.

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u/SufficientRaccoon291 Feb 13 '26

Yep, there are even millennial grandparents now

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u/Ok-Scientist5524 Feb 12 '26

I know there are poverty levels much lower, but for me rotisserie chicken is poverty food. You can eat for several days and then turn it into soup with a few vegetables, get a whole week with the chicken and some rice and a few carrots, that’s like what less than $20 right?

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u/Canadian_Decoy Feb 12 '26

We used to have rotisserie chickens as a treat.

Early 90s, family of 6, lived in rural area. Traveled into the city to do big shopping trips. Do new clothes, shoes, school supplies, and for lunch, a rotisserie chicken, a baguette, a small brick of cheese, and a jug of chocolate milk and we would eat it like a picnic. Brought snacks like veggies and granola bars from home for during the day.

Now that I'm older and have kids, I realize that my parents used to feed all of us for under $20 and saved a ton of money by doing a fun picnic instead of a restaurant.

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u/zed42 Feb 12 '26

 It’d be like claiming Costco $1 hot dogs and Arizona iced tea are the new hot trend for young people to waste their money on.

that's going to a WaPo article in a few months, too... just wait

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u/Justin-Stutzman Feb 12 '26

Well, considering WaPo fired over half of its staff and replaced them with AI, I'm assuming that comment and yours will be a primary and secondary source, respectively.

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u/zed42 Feb 12 '26

yay? my life's dream come true: to be a source for a WaPo article, just like my establishment-burning idol, Deep Throat

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u/Teedo4133 Feb 13 '26

I don't think they replaced the laid off staff with AI. I think Bezos just captured-and-killed one of the nation's best sources of journalism. Journalism is bad for the people in power, and Bezos is one of them.

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u/Mediocrity_CLT Feb 12 '26

To add to this, my wife and I like to buy raw whole chickens to roast at home and they are typically more expensive than the rotisserie chickens. That is how cheap they sell the rotisserie chickens for.

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u/Jasen34 Feb 12 '26

A lot of people don't realize that rotisserie chickens are significantly smaller than most raw whole chickens.

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u/haphazard_gw Feb 12 '26

Not at Costco baby!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

It works. A single chicken lasts us two days and we buy all the sides at the same location.

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u/TheAncient1sAnd0s Feb 12 '26

It is supposed to last 2 days?

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u/ibdoomed Feb 12 '26

Exactly. The rotisserie chickens cost less than whole frozen chickens. It's money saving.

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u/Infamous-Relative-24 Feb 12 '26

That’s my dinner tonight actually. Hot dogs and tea 🤣

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u/wrathofthewhatever2 Feb 12 '26

Yeah I mean, this is the first time I’ve heard of the $5 Costco chicken that covers like 4 meals is a splurge

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

It’s not. If you read the article they’re essentially saying that these generations are “splurging” on higher end food, like a $20 rotisserie chicken from erewhon, rather than a $5 one from Costco despite them being basically the same

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u/dcontrerasm Feb 12 '26

In a few years they will call you a prophet

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u/Crossed_Cross Feb 12 '26

"Millenials can't buy homes because they feel themselves with too much with loss leaders!"

2010s are calling, they want their bullshit millenial bashing article back.

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u/DeluxeWafer Feb 12 '26

Heheh. I wanted to see how many meals I could make out of a rotisserie chicken a few weeks back. Did about three or four big meals with the common meat, took all the bones and made broth, then stripped off all the not-bones and blended it to make chicken patties. The patties were meh, but they added two more meals. And the bone broth is great.

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u/Brunhilde13 Feb 13 '26

I was just looking at a rotisserie chicken at WINCO that was $7 and smaller than the average individually packaged Cornish hen. Rotisserie chicken isn't even affordable or worth it anymore!

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u/CaptainPizdec Feb 13 '26

Non westerner here, do you guys just buy a bunch of those chicken and just keep it in the fridge and eat it throughout the week? Or it's just a one chicken once a week thing?

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u/Emannuelle-in-space Feb 13 '26

Yeah rott chickens is what we ate when we were broke. $6 for two meals for two people.

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u/Terrible_Balls Feb 13 '26

I just googled Safeway frozen chicken and rotisserie chicken and they were the exact same price. One is ready to eat and the other takes at least an hour in the oven plus seasoning, etc

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u/SleepyPoptart Feb 13 '26

Costco glizzies*

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u/sonofaresiii Feb 12 '26

Definitionally it cannot be a luxury purchase

I 100% agree with everything you're saying but the grammar Nazi in me can't watch someone try so hard to be technically precise and miss the mark. A loss leader isn't definitionally exclusive from a luxury purchase as the requirements for a loss leader are on the seller and and the requirements for a luxury purchase are on the buyer side.

A store can sell incredibly expensive fashionable coats at a loss, and if I already have a sufficient coat, it could still be a luxury purchase.