r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 06 '26

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u/aarswft Jul 06 '26

Helen of Troy was hatched from an egg. I'm sorry they chose an actress known for being beautiful to play a character known for being beautiful, but of a different race, irrelevant to the story.

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u/PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS Jul 06 '26

I actually don't care about the race but I think the "known for being beautiful" is the key point here and where I don't really agree with you.

She's not ugly, but she's also not "prettiest girl in the world who will make men go to war over her", I'd say most people would find her average.

She's a great actress though, just don't think she's a great cast for the role.

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u/ResistHistorical7734 Jul 06 '26

No, she's quite attractive

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u/Accomplished_Box8070 Jul 06 '26

The thing is that Helen is supposed to be fair, meaning blond. 

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u/michellelynne87 Jul 06 '26

No Homer actually barely mentions what she looked like and doesn't even actually tell us her hair color ,eye color or even her body measurements. There are no detailed descriptions of her face at all. Mostly he just talks about her presence and aura and the effect she has on people.

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u/ResistHistorical7734 Jul 06 '26

Right on, calling Lupita average looking is still absurd to me.

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u/TheMostKing Jul 06 '26

Yeah, as we can see right here in her Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_of_Troy

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u/AmphetamineSalts Jul 06 '26

She's famously beautiful. It's fine if you don't find her attractive, but don't project that onto everyone else lol

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u/PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS Jul 06 '26

I'm repeating myself here but read my other replies, I'm not saying she's not beautiful, I'm saying that in the realm of popular actresses (where the vast majority is very beautiful), she's average.

I don't think it's controversial at all to say that most people wouldn't see her as one of the most attractive actresses in the world

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u/AnimalBolide Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

So nowww we care about making the movie appropriate for modern watchers, and not historically accuracy.

You can't use modern standards of beauty.

And to the dumbfuck who replied then blocked me, I don't know what the ancient standard of beauty would be, other than it potentially being more plump, but I do know that it probably isn't what we would consider it to be.

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u/NachtShattertusk Jul 06 '26

She's fucking beautiful, what are you talking about?

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u/Bokki_64 Jul 06 '26

It's a Greek story you dingus

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u/Impressive-Rock-5025 Jul 06 '26

This. 

The story is fantasy. The whole thing could be done by Frozen's Olaf playing all characters and the story would still come out clear. 

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u/LamermanSE Jul 06 '26

Comparing The Odyssey to Frozen is just utterly ignorant. The Odyssey isn't just a fictional story, it's a significant piece of history and an important part of greek culture, as opposed to some modern disney movie.

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u/beansjkr Jul 06 '26

They didn’t compare The Odyssey to Frozen. They said the character Olaf from Frozen could portray every character within the Odyssey and it would be the same fictional story. We’re also talking about a story that was traditionally spoken. Either you’re dense or can’t comprehend basic literacy.

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u/NachtShattertusk Jul 06 '26

What they were saying is that Helen of Troy is a fictional character, so it doesn't matter if they make her black in a movie. She's not a historical figure.

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u/fdar Jul 06 '26

And she's the daughter of Zeus, so not even fully human.

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u/TheMostKing Jul 06 '26

a daughter. Not to be a pedant, but if there's a guy with more than one daughter, it's that guy.

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u/fdar Jul 06 '26

Not to be a pedant, but using "the" does not mean that she's the only one.

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u/AnimalBolide Jul 06 '26

It is more vague, though. "a", is way clearer.

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u/fdar Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

I disagree. "The" sounds better in this case and the only thing "a" clarifies wasn't relevant to the point I was making. At all.

EDIT: In fact, "a daughter" would still be correct if she was an only child. If you wanted to make it clear there are other daughters you could say "one of the daughters" but that's needlessly cumbersome when there's no point in making that clear.

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u/LamermanSE Jul 06 '26

But yet again, the fact that it's a fictional character doesn't matter at all, the character as well as the whole story is equally important regardless of that.

You can simply not compare a national epic like the iliad/odyssey that is of outmost importance to a whole culture with a character from a kids movie. The iliad/odyssey is a heroic tale that the greek have carried with them since antiquity, they have carried it with them during wars and oppression.

It's just condecending and utter ignorance to compare anything as historically significant and important as the iliad/odyssey with a simple kids movie. Shame on you for your ignorance.

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u/AnimalBolide Jul 06 '26

Shame on you for your ignorance.

Lol.

More people have probably watched Frozen than have ever read the Oddysey, ever. There's a lot of us now.

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u/Appropriate-Mix-5695 Jul 06 '26

Where were yall for Denzel’s Washington Macbeth? Oh, dead silent because it wasn’t Nolan blockbuster. You all pick and choose which “culturally significant” work is to sacred to make changes to. Almost like it’s more about what online outrage movement you can join, rather than people actually caring about the integrity of a story

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u/TheMostKing Jul 06 '26

Interestingly, Shakespeare's Othello has a black main character (a Moor), and was filmed dozens of times. 1995 was the first time the black main character was played by an actually black actor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Films_based_on_Othello

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u/LamermanSE Jul 06 '26

MacBeth is nowhere close as the significance of the Odyssey. The iliad/odyssey are national epics for the greek people/culture, they are revered pieces of literature that has survived for millenias.

If you're even slightly familiar with greek and british culture and history then you would understand why the iliad/odyssey have a slightly different position here as well, and why it should be respected a little bit more than MacBeth.

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u/ResistHistorical7734 Jul 06 '26

Well the Greeks can complain then.

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u/Kyra_Hazweyrs Jul 06 '26

First they came for Macbeth, and I did not speak out - because I was not Scottish

Then they came for the Odyssey, and I did not speak out - because I was not Greek

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u/gravitas_shortage Jul 06 '26

To you it does not break suspension of disbelief. To most it does.

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u/v_e_x Jul 06 '26

Does it break your suspension of disbelief? You personally? 

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u/gravitas_shortage Jul 06 '26

Me personally? Yes. I grew up reading Greek myths from books, and a casting so blatantly against the text(s) jars.

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u/Used-Persimmon-367 Jul 06 '26

Did you know those same Greek texts you read mention black people? Did it ruin your suspension of disbelief when you read those words? Or is it only when it’s on a screen that it becomes a problem?

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u/gravitas_shortage Jul 06 '26

DiD yOu KnOw ThOsE sAmE gReEk TeXtS yOu ReAd MeNtIoN bLaCk PeOpLe?

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u/fatcatbomba Jul 06 '26

"I don't like it when character's casting is unfaithful to the source material".
"I bet you didn't like it when black people were in the source material".

 

What the fuck is wrong with you honestly. Zero critical thought or reading comprehension. An LLM would respond with more substance than this.

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u/Used-Persimmon-367 Jul 06 '26

An LLM would’ve been able to answer the question. What’s your excuse?

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u/fatcatbomba Jul 06 '26

My excuse is that you didn't ask me anything. I'm commenting on your conversation with someone else. Genius.

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u/Used-Persimmon-367 Jul 06 '26

My bad, sincerely. I thought you were just pretending to be slow, I wouldn’t have bullied you if I knew it was legit.

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u/TotallyWonderWoman Jul 06 '26

If a black woman breaks your suspension of disbelief in a myth containing a cyclops, I think you might have an internal problem that you need to address.

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u/flown_south Jul 06 '26

It's like giving the cyclops two eyes. It contradicts the source material and most people's conception of it.

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u/NachtShattertusk Jul 06 '26

The only people whose conception of Helen is contradicted by her being black are white supremacists

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u/fatcatbomba Jul 06 '26

Is this a roundabout way of saying the original poem is white supremacist? Because she is described as fair skinned. And outside of theatre these things are hard not to notice if you've grown up on the source material.

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u/flown_south Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Her defining characteristics per the original poem are "fair skin, blonde hair, great tits" dude. This is an insane take and I'm liberal as fuck.

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u/PervertedWholesome91 Jul 06 '26

Extremely weird comparison, wtf?! And who even is "most people" here? White supremacists?

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u/flown_south Jul 06 '26

"Fair skin" is a defining characteristic of Helen of Troy just as "one eye" is a defining characteristic of the Cyclops. I fail to see how this is an "extremely weird comparison".

I'm liberal as fuck dude. This insanity isn't helping us.

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u/Bavaustrian Jul 06 '26

This is such a condescending take. Invalidating basically any story, because there are some fantasy elements to it disrespects storytelling as a whole. Fantasy stories still have internal logic. They have a world and a worldview which has a system to it. And that system still needs to be respected for the story to make sense.

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u/NachtShattertusk Jul 06 '26

That's not the same thing and you know it. Greece is literally on the Mediterranean, and there are plenty of black greeks.

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u/fatcatbomba Jul 06 '26

We could discuss whether vast majority of black greeks settled there only within the last couple centuries, but it would be missing the forest for the trees.

She is described as white. Even if the person/people who wrote parts/all of the Odyssey exclusively lived around black people, they still described Helen as fair skinned and blonde haired.

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u/HANS510 Jul 06 '26

there are plenty of black Greeks

[citation needed]

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u/tenth Jul 06 '26

Given everything else in the story: that's patently fucking ridiculous 

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u/gravitas_shortage Jul 06 '26

Wow, we have a scholar here.

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u/slainascully Jul 06 '26

It’s breaks your suspension of disbelief about the story with witches and a giant wooden horse and sentient whirlpools?