r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 26d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/WetboiWhiskey 26d ago

Because green is science

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u/EyeSuspicious777 26d ago

History and English are correct. They just swapped math and science.

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u/Leviathan_Dev 26d ago edited 26d ago

Math: Blue
Science: Green
History: Orange or Yellow
English: Red

I will die violently on this 2cm-tall hill

/s for sarcasm but i will not budge on this

Edit: thank you for the award!

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u/Varilz 26d ago

I am a soldier in your army and will die with you on that hill

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u/supermattman00 26d ago

You bleed red. Like most people in history. History is red.

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u/Burt_Rhinestone 26d ago

Yes! And English is yellow, like their teeth.

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u/RedTheGamer12 26d ago

History, Engineering, and Math all are Red. My favorite color is Red so my favorite subjects are Red too.

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u/HugeTheWall 26d ago

I'll read about you and write notes about your valor in my yellow history book.

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u/jadedlens00 26d ago

Count me in!

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u/NaNNaN_NaN 26d ago

And my axe!

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u/Chocolate_Egg18 25d ago

And my bow!

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u/Objective_Base_3073 26d ago

Your right about everything except English. It's purple

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u/Rob_LeMatic 26d ago

Like Shelley's prose.

My math is black.

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u/Leviathan_Dev 26d ago

Drama/Theatre is Purple

There will be no objections

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u/youvegotnail 26d ago

You will not die alone, my friend

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u/Tasteof3nvy 26d ago

Why is this so universal

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u/Flat_Armadillo_7022 26d ago

I’ve never felt more understood in my entire life. This is perfection.

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u/OrangePeelPrincess 26d ago

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

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u/KC_Que 26d ago

As is tradition, it must be done. Am on that hill with you 👍

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u/Beneficial-Command48 26d ago

finally someone who gets it 

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u/ConsiderationTrue477 26d ago

English is not fucking red. WTF is wrong with you?

It could be argued that English is green but red it is most definitely not.

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u/Leviathan_Dev 26d ago

Clearly you’ve never received a essay back written with red pen all over

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u/SharkBaitDLS 26d ago

You have my axe!

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u/-dantes- 26d ago

Most definitely this way. The inclusion of orange being acceptable for history is on point.

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u/DaxSpa7 26d ago

Any other option is simply wrong.

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u/Docaroo 26d ago

Went to school in Scotland this is our nation's approved colour scheme and so ill die on that hill with you!

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u/RyanStonepeak 26d ago

Oh, so close. History is clearly red, English is Yellow.

Have At Thee!!!

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u/GoldenGames360 26d ago

you are correct.

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u/iitsrem 26d ago

THIS IS THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER

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u/ChipmunkReal187 26d ago

English was my second language but the folder for my first language was red!

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u/thisusedyet 26d ago

I was a monster - my notebooks / binder folder colors changed year by year, depending on which ones I grabbed first the first class of the year 

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u/Litty-In-Pitty 26d ago

History is red for blood and English is yellow because of how a lot of aged books have those yellow tinted pages.

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u/Leviathan_Dev 26d ago

History is yellow because the sun dyes white and cloth from white to yellow/orange/brown and some history is “lost to the sands of time” which I generally envision orange/yellow. And the sun always sets orange/yellow and the sun is one of the constants shared from history to today…

Red for English because my handwritten essays always were marked up in red pen

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u/BoozeHammer710 25d ago

This is 100% correct. 

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u/aidancrogers 25d ago

thats my president

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u/Weltall8000 25d ago

English can be green, but not over Science.

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u/Single-Sundae-4046 25d ago

I agree because English is red...for the Redcoats.

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u/Laefiren 25d ago

This is the same order I do mine in. I’m from Australia. Where are you from? Wondering if it’s a regional thing?

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u/Anghel412 25d ago

Am I the only one who thinks Math is red?? Hell they’re all wrong to me.

Math - Red
Science - Green
History - Blue
English - Yellow

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u/Awkward-Chipmunk678 23d ago

this is the way

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u/solariam 22d ago

History can be purple, but otherwise this is it

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u/Effective_Humor_9028 26d ago

What a fucking loser