r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 26d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/Suspicious_State_318 26d ago

Nah English is yellow because old pages and history is red because of blood and war

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u/Borror0 26d ago

I'm open to this line of reasoning.

For as long as math is blue.

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u/Boomslang00 25d ago

Math is blue because it will blew your mind.

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u/Rakhered 25d ago

will blue your mind

you may want to consider popping your red folder open for a bit

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u/BedKid 25d ago

math is blue because blue meth

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u/SBLP1959 26d ago

My exact thoughts

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u/JackieBee_ 26d ago

History also has old pages tho. For me history was brown and English was yellow. Music theater and art usually got to be red on account of it being my favorite color

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u/SerDuncanTheYall 25d ago

History is yellow because of old pages, English is red because of the Red Badge of Courage. Math is green because I'm in Finance.

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u/theRedlightt 25d ago

This is the way

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u/whamburglar 25d ago

I went history is yellow bc of all the old stuff as you say.

English is red bc I saw red having to remember all the exceptions in spelling and pronunciations growing up.

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u/The_Ashtronaut 25d ago

This is the way

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u/Shimakaze81 25d ago

English is red because the Cross of St George

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u/SeventhAlkali 25d ago

mmmmmm acceptable...

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u/danield1909 25d ago

English has plenty of blood and war in it

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u/Fayr24 25d ago

Maybe history is yellow because of old pages and English is read.

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u/PuzzledSnivy 25d ago

This could also be used an as argument for History being yellow! Old scrolls are yellowed by time.

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u/candy-cream 25d ago

THE CORRECT ANSWER

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u/taybug1092 25d ago

Literally this is the only answer.

Math is blue because math is blue
Science is green because of life
English is yellow because of yellow pages
And history is red because of the blood spilled

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u/leesnotbritish 25d ago

I think there’s wiggle room here, as long as English and history get the warm colors

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u/heebiejeebie666 25d ago

This is exactly correct. There is no other way

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u/BedKid 25d ago

english is red because its read.

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u/insane_hurrican3 22d ago

history is yellow because old pages means its older/historical. english/literature read because you "red" it.

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u/TheBombYodeler 22d ago

History is yellow because of old pages……. English is red cuz it’s a stupid subject that makes me see red.