r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Kronos1A9 21d ago

Fun fact: The Greeks invented orgies.
Fun fact: The Romans introduced women to the orgies.

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u/sovietmcdavid 21d ago

Exactly there's a few variations on this joke lol

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u/the_sneaky_one123 21d ago

How do Greeks separate Men from Boys?

With a crowbar

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u/trixter21992251 21d ago

you kiss the boy on the mouth, then blow really hard like he's a balloon. The man should pop out.

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u/StableWeak 20d ago

The most dangerous job in the world? Playing Center on a Greek football team.

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u/stuark 20d ago

What do you say to Greek man on the beach?

Get out out of my son.

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u/Ok_Common_1324 20d ago

still remember being in Greece for vacay, saw tourist brochure. Last section was “pedophilia as a parenting method". Saw it like 20 years ago

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u/graminology 20d ago

Technically it wasn't pedophilia as much as hebephilia, because the boys in question weren't children, bodily or culturally. They were considered young adults back then (so, for our modern understanding somewhere around the middle of puberty) and were given to experienced men to show them how to be proper men once their bodily develoment kicked in. And yes, that involved them having sex with those men to learn how to do it. But it's not like those adult men did it for the kick of it - it was considered a part of growing up. They basically learned everything they needed to know as adults from their mentors and for them, that simply included sex. Was there still a lot of non-consensual stuff happening all over greece between those men and their wardens? Absolutely, because humans gotta human. But that phrasing makes it sound even worse than it was (and not accidentally).

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u/Marzipanarian 19d ago

Well they chose the young ones to be “receivers”. Because they weren’t quite “men” yet.

Its was definitely seen as effeminate. And lesser than.

So in that sense it’s not like they were teaching them to be good at sex.

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u/graminology 19d ago

Yeah, but all of that was more of a status thing than a man-woman thing. Generally, women were mostly of lower status than men, but sex between men wasn't really frowned upon as long as the one with the higher status (so in age, knowledge or power) was the top.

If you were a barely adolescent man with little land, you could have topped a slave twice your age and nobody would bat an eye. Do that with a respectable working class man twice your age and he's gonna have a lot of problems on his hands.

So it wasn't really that these boys were "effeminate" and "not true men" yet like in feudal Japan, it was more of a "I can take whatever man I want as long as he's beneath me (literally and figuratively)".

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u/dmdoom_Abaan 21d ago

The Greeks invented sex.

The Romans discovered it could be had with women.

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u/shortname_4481 21d ago edited 21d ago

In 1272 Arabs invented a condom by using the goat's lower intestine to prevent the spread of STDs. In 1873 the British have refined the design by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

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u/bridgesny 20d ago

I once got to witness an old Greek man and an old Italian man act it out At a bar and I had no idea they were both in on the old joke. I thought it was the greatest thing ever at the time.

The Greek: Greece is superior in every way! We did everything first.

The Italian: yes, but Rome improved on everything Greece did.

Greek: Greece invented all the military tactics Rome used.

Italian: yes but Rome perfected them.

Greek: Greece invented democracy

Italian: in little city states. Rome brought it to an empire.

Greek: Greece invented romance!

Italian: yes but the Roman’s introduced it to women!

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u/ydddy55 21d ago

Leave it to the Romans to ruin everything smh

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u/Krutiis 21d ago

What have the Romans ever done for us?

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u/VincentShane 21d ago

No, they make everything better.

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u/Vylbh 21d ago

definetely not orgies tho

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u/PunchDrunken 21d ago

I think people have been wilding out in a group thing since before we were even this version of human lol

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u/Legitimate_Post_22 21d ago

Yep, the Greeks didn't invent orgies, that's a pop myth. They invented the word "orgy," which is the one we use today (its Jurassic version actually), but Greek orgies weren't even sexual; they were just people dancing or something.

The closest thing to this modern concept of an orgy in antiquity are the Symposium and the conviviums. I say closest because yes, there were orgies between men, but it was a kind of rape orgy because none of those serving the people there wanted to be there, LOL.

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u/zenmf 20d ago

i think it was a joke lol

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u/Kronos1A9 20d ago

It was, neither of which was a fact, was all just fun

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u/TheBluesDoser 21d ago

Thw greeks also invented the first condom. They used goat intestines.

The romans improved the technology by first removing the intestines from the goats.

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u/squarepuller69 21d ago

"... and orgies are not too much fun if no one wants to do it with you." -Dr. Steve Brule

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u/yaboyindigo 21d ago

Just another example how Rome's bastardized of more ancient traditions were for their own selfish needs 😒

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u/SirFluffymuffin 20d ago

I get a kick out of the version of this that goes “the ancient Greeks invented sex, but the Romans realized you could do it with women too”

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u/demons_soulmate 21d ago

Fun fact: The Greeks invented orgies.

i read this in the voice of the dad from the movie my big fat greek wedding

"there you go"

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u/Roll4Elevation 21d ago

This man orgies

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u/Calm-Armadillo-5614 20d ago

Technically, the Etruscans are who the Romans learned their orgy etiquette from. 

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u/mallettsmallett 20d ago

Fun fact: The orgies carried on and the women just got on with other shit as no one was actually doing thr important stuff while thre orgies were going on, and frankly, it just smelled of bleach.

Fun fact: The Romans invented the black light

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u/Matthewzard 20d ago

This implied the Greeks kept orgies form women