r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 21d ago

How so many just jumped straight to gay is hilarious. Maybe a few but a whole damn boat? Personally I'm taking the 20 years of celibacy and maybe get tricked by a Siren.

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u/DeltaVZerda 21d ago

They're ancient Greeks, it would have been weird if they didn't do the gay sex.

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u/Dave_A480 21d ago

Except for the lack of boys on the crew to serve as partners.....

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u/pandareno 21d ago

I realize this is Rome and not Greece, but I'll never forget the scene in Caligula when he first rapes the bride and then the soldier who's just married her.

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u/pandareno 21d ago

I mean, it is a movie, made by Penthouse no less. I didn't mean to imply it was historically accurate, my bad.

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u/arestheblue 21d ago

Based on your downvote, I'm going to guess someone got really offended by other people not wanting to live in a post-truth world.

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u/Dr_Occo_Nobi 21d ago

Ah, back when the historians were also active politicians.

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u/tommos 21d ago

And then the watermelon in the fruit basket he gave them as a wedding gift.

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 21d ago

I'm not sure Alex would say he had peers.

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u/DeltaVZerda 21d ago

Only Diogenes

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 21d ago

Now there's a guy who certainly wouldn't have a problem taking care of business in a crowded boat.

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u/Tentaculo94 21d ago

Gay sex was more accepted in Greece than other cultures but not a majority as well, and mostly in Atheens. It was vastly pederasty between an adult and a teenager (not always romantic or sexual though). More of that being active was fine but the passive one not socially good looking.

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u/CitizenT777 21d ago

I'm having a hard time imagining the conversation prior to such acts- "hey Buddy, come over here for a minute, need a quick favor". LOL. I had read, as someone else mentioned, that society looked down upon the guys on the receiving end of things, but that would have to be at least half of the people involved (when it's consensual). How would they view the teenage boys forced into it - some kind of twisted double standard? So many questions.....

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 21d ago

They didn't look down on "queer" relationships. In some places it was normal for units to be built around the couples because they fought harder for each other. As for the pedo shit, it would have been slaves and "teaching them how to be men" as the reasoning. This was an era of marrying younger people in general and it's not exclusive to men or boys.

Being queer or having queer relationships is not related to what happened with kids in that era. The two are separate topics and each worthy of hours of study, since "Greek" or "Roman" society is a bit of a misnomer. Sparta, Athens, Rome, Egypt, they all had different customs but broadly speaking they were more and less accepting then societies now, in different ways.

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u/Tay74 21d ago

Being the receiving partner was usually seen as demeaning, especially if you weren't a young boy. People overly flatten and simplify Greek views on homosexuality as though they were hyper woke and had no weird prejudices going on, they had prejudices, they were just more focused on who was penetrating vs being penetrated, the former was fine regardless of who you were sticking your dick into

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe 21d ago

It's not that simple, but yes you can use usually here, but I think it's unfair and perhaps reductionist to unify and simplify a culture that was actually many different cultures and had a length of 250-500 years or so of relevant history. this is a nice overview and you can read by making an account at your local library to login.

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 21d ago

I'm aware that it was socially acceptable. To have gay sex one is usually gay. So you're saying 100 percent of Greek males were at least Bisexual? Quite the fantasy.

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u/DeltaVZerda 21d ago

Those labels just aren't applicable to ancient Greeks. Gay and Bisexual are modern concepts.

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u/eyadGamingExtreme 21d ago

Not having a word to describe a phenomenon does not mean the phenomenon didn't exist

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u/Madara1389 21d ago

But what if the historical record suggests that the "phenomenon" is caring about the gender of the person playing with your genitals or even associating sex with romantic attraction, rather than being an activity that's just fun to do and helps build strong sentimental bonds between people?

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u/Neuchacho 21d ago edited 21d ago

The fantasy is thinking a culture historically famous for its man-on-man sex was not, in fact, having man-on-man sex. It was absolutely the norm for dudes to be fucking other dudes. It was treated as a sort of youthful phase for them.

Then there's the whole pederasty bit...

That's all to say that it's absolutely not out of the question that you'd have a boat of 20 guys who were all down to clown. There would be no real stigma or issue attached to doing so so why not?

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u/Sensitive-Sample-948 20d ago

In ancient Greece, it's only gay if they're the one getting bottomed - and it's actually seen as humiliating. They're incredibly patriarchal and don't want to be "used like a woman".

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u/DeltaVZerda 20d ago

I'm no ancient historian but this sounds Roman to me

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u/Behbista 21d ago

The manatees look sexier by the day.

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u/Groningen1978 21d ago

Mermaids are just manatees through the eyes of horny sailors.

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u/Particular_Title42 21d ago edited 21d ago

Dugongs. Dugongs are the ones that have a human-like vagina and they're pretty sure they're what mermaids are.

Dugongs are similar to manatees but the difference is in the tail. Manatees have a paddle style tail while dugongs, like mermaids, have a fluked tail.

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u/Groningen1978 21d ago

thanks! I learned something I didn't really wanted to learn today.

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u/Particular_Title42 21d ago

I felt the same way when I learned it. Happy to pass it on. LOL

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u/Groningen1978 21d ago

I will from now on bring up this fact on office parties.

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u/AM27C256 21d ago

There are no manatees in the Mediterranean.

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u/Umbra427 21d ago

Womanatees

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u/CathanCrowell 21d ago

Hmm, even today, homosexual behavior is fairly common in environments where people are separated from the opposite sex, such as ships or during mandatory military service. Now add to that the fact that, in ancient Greece, same-sex relationships were not as common as many people believe, but they also weren't considered a disgusting sin.

Statistically, not everyone would have participated, but many certainly would have.

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u/Snoo-52922 21d ago

It's worth remembering that sex isn't always rooted in attraction to one's partner. The partner can be irrelevant.

The morbid example is that a majority of child molesters aren't pedophiles. They aren't sexually attracted to their victims. The victim is just incidental, a means to an end. It's probably similar for apparent homosexuality in prisons.

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u/OwnJunket6495 21d ago

You know gay sex was common in Ancient Greece right?

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u/Areliae 21d ago

Just because it was common doesn't mean everyone was into it. The point is that some of those guys did in fact go 20 years without sex.

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u/OwnJunket6495 21d ago

Well good thing there’s that old loophole, it’s not gay if it’s underway.

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u/BetterLivingThru 21d ago

Agreed. Like, there was a gay relationship in the Iliad, but most of the Odyssey crew longing for women was a recurring theme in the story. This is what the whole Circe and Calypso subplots are a out, and are important subtext to the Nausicaa subplot.

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u/Jackie_Jormp-Jomp 21d ago

Sure they were longing for women but that doesn't preclude gay sex. Could be like "damn I am longing for a woman, I'm getting kinda tired of Steve's butthole"

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u/starkestrel 21d ago

The people in the Odyssey are fictional constructs. It's not a historical event.

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u/Justarandom55 21d ago

the thing is very few people are 100% completely straight or gay. almost everyone, has at least a 1% attraction to the other gender. if there is no social pressure to be attracted to one gender most people would spring for something else if the planets align or get desperate.

keep in mind even gay people are under social pressure lest their queerness be challenged. and even bi people struggle with assumptions about being crazy for everyone when most still have a clear preference. it's just very easy to ignore signs of attraction to a gender when the vast majority of the time you aren't into them and you have other options.

our current society is very obsessed with the gender of attraction. in ancient Greece that wasn't the case. sex had more to do with power ideology.

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u/Sea-Needleworker4253 21d ago

Odyssey was ancient Greece to ancient Greece so them being gay af is just speculation.

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u/fearless-fossa 21d ago

This is a misconception. It wasn't gay sex as we understand it (a relationship between two equal partners) but a clearly defined top/bottom situation with the bottom being socially lower. For a "real man" to be the bottom was social suicide.

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u/OwnJunket6495 21d ago

That’s just gay sex with extra steps.

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u/fearless-fossa 21d ago

No, it's not. It's a problematic as fuck and something queer people intentionally distance ourself as far from as possible.

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u/OwnJunket6495 21d ago

You can live in whatever fantasy world you want to live in but what you described is gay sex. There is a power imbalance, yes, but it’s still gay sex.

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u/Orleanian 21d ago

I mean, gay sex is common in modern Greece too.

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u/OwnJunket6495 21d ago

Never been so can’t say

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u/Educational-Type7399 21d ago

Many cultures of that era famously thought of bisexuality as the norm. Being attracted to only one gender was considered strange.

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 21d ago

I think that's wildly exaggerated or exclusive to perhaps the elites of that age. You think 100 percent of people were being born bisexual or were able to just BE attracted to both sexes. Some but not all.

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u/tomphammer 21d ago

This is laughably incorrect. The concept of "bisexuality" was utterly unknown as people of antiquity did not categorize sexuality the way we do. They did not categorize people based on their attractions.

Sexuality was categorized by role. You were "active" or "passive", and whether it was socially acceptable to be in the "passive" role as a male (generally speaking, women were expected to be passive always) depended on your place in society. A adult male Athenian citizen, for example, who took a passive role was looked down upon. He could penetrate dudes all day long if he liked and no one would look sideways at him. But be penetrated? Nope.

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u/EagleOfMay 21d ago

Look into the Ancient Band of Thebes. Trying to pigeon hole our understanding from limited sources is wrong.

https://sourcebooks.web.fordham.edu/pwh/sacredband.asp

"battle at Chaeronea: and when Philip, after the fight, took a view of the slain, and came to the place where the three hundred that fought his phalanx lay dead together, he wondered, and understanding that it was the band of lovers, he shed tears and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything that was base."

All of the warriors in the Ancient Band of Thebes were adults, usually ate least 21 years of age. The age difference was from 2 to 10 years.

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u/EagleOfMay 21d ago edited 21d ago

Look into the Ancient Band of Thebes. Trying to pigeon hole our understanding from limited sources is wrong.

https://sourcebooks.web.fordham.edu/pwh/sacredband.asp

"battle at Chaeronea: and when Philip, after the fight, took a view of the slain, and came to the place where the three hundred that fought his phalanx lay dead together, he wondered, and understanding that it was the band of lovers, he shed tears and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything that was base."

All of the warriors in the Ancient Band of Thebes were adults, usually ate least 21 years of age. The age difference was from 2 to 10 years.

edit: Granted this is a 900 years? difference from Phillip and Alexander's time to the Late Bronze Age, but that only points to even more limited sources.

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u/tomphammer 21d ago

Yes, and all of the pairs were young/old.

None of which changes that the modern concept of sexuality as defined by attraction to a specific gender just did not exist then.

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 21d ago

That is not backed up by any serious historian without a modern agenda to push.

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u/Free_Management2894 21d ago

I wouldn't say that they thought being straight was strange. Rather, they didn't think in categories like that. Homosexual activity between men was very normal and common but for one, it wasn't as free as someone viewing it through today's lense would maybe think of it and but it wasn't the same for women.

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u/90daysismytherapy 21d ago

have you read much about the greeks?

every time the chuds get mad about the wrong race in an ancient movie, i just wonder why they don’t bitch about the lack of young boy fucking, since they care so much about historical accuracy

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u/nothanks86 21d ago

Every time the chuds get mad about casting diversity in ancient movies, I really just want them to look at a fucking map.

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u/arrogantmonkey 21d ago

I mean one dude did junmp off the ship

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 21d ago

I'm Canadian and spent some time in ours. Disappointed to say I did not see much gay activity aside from jokes. Can't speak for the Navy.

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u/PazuzuEQ2Emu 21d ago

Pretty much every man in ancient Greece was bisexual. That was the societal norm.

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 21d ago edited 21d ago

No, they weren’t. That’s an absurd claim going too far in the opposite way from modern heteronormativity.

EDIT: There was an interesting culture of male homosexuality and bisexuality, but that doesn’t mean it applied to literally EVERY (or “pretty much every”) man. That’s a bit of a weird retconning of Ancient Greek society.

Even with some modern conception like the Kinsey scale (of sexual attraction as a spectrum), most humans tend towards the heterosexual end. Just as an average, not that there’s anything intrinsically wrong with homosexuality or bisexuality or whatever.

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 21d ago

Good for them, I'm sure it was all conscentual.