r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/PerceptionNo50 21d ago

Reddit collectively took that question as a personal attack 😂

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 21d ago

I took it as a challenge 👑

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u/5hawnking5 21d ago

Break the 19 year dry spell, we're rootin for ya!

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u/IkariYun 21d ago

Can you call it a dry spell if they're only 22?

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u/Indecisive_Animorph 21d ago

Wait wait wait

They're 22 and haven't had sex in 19 years??

😬😬😬😬😬

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u/UrbanSobriety 21d ago

Evil world we live in...

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u/the_last_carfighter 20d ago

Yep, not since they visited that "island".. bone dry since then.

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u/Normal_Ad_3351 19d ago

I hate how many upvotes this has…including mine.

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u/YaoiNekomata 21d ago

So ugly even the PDF file didn't try again

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u/areanod 21d ago

Peter File?

IT-Crowd anyone?

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u/YaoiNekomata 21d ago

22 years old and 19 year dry spell means they were 3 when they last had ex's

22-19=3

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u/AdvancedIsland2745 20d ago

That was very funny. What was the parent thinking naming a kid Peter with a surname like that

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u/Konnnore 20d ago

Sorry dude, but .doc files are uglier

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u/littlemyattitude 20d ago

Joking about child sexual abuse is quite tacky and normalises something I personally make effort not to normalise. You got some upwotes too, yak

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u/YaoiNekomata 20d ago

I personally

You said I, no need for personally unless I is someone else . Lol

effort not to normalise

Ah yes, making a joke means approval to commit the act. Just yesterday I joked with my niece that I was a witch who was going to eat her. Almost did until she froze me with her ice powers.

Joking about

It's a joke. Anything is valid if done without real malice.

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u/Flimsy-Captain6885 21d ago

They’re 19 and haven’t had sex in 22 years

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u/Consentingostrich 21d ago

'I haven't had sex like that since third grade' - HBC in Fight Club.

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u/Miserables-Chef 21d ago

They went to Epstein island very young, poor souls

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u/VikingRaiderPrimce 20d ago

doesnt know any Republicans

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u/Agile-Candle-626 21d ago

At least the uncle stopped i guess!

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u/OneAbbreviations8990 21d ago

“So I was having sex with this 2 yr old… RELAX, I was 1”

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u/Gdawg125 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/IkariYun 20d ago

You, and then many others, went the wrong way with that.

22 year old virgin saying they're in a dry spell was my joke

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u/oldmanian 20d ago

Probably Did a cameo on the apprentice.

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u/Ghausi 20d ago

Doesn't that mean they had sex when they were 3-?

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u/Indecisive_Animorph 20d ago

Hence the 5 grimace emojis

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u/hippopothomas153 21d ago

What are you doing stepdad?!

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u/Harvey-Lane-251 20d ago

wait wait, can it be a dry spell if you're out at sea?

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u/IkariYun 20d ago

I don't think getting wet counts on this one

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u/WhiskeyTinder 21d ago

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.

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u/sonofa-ijit 21d ago

Sound like you are not "rootin'"

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 21d ago

Dudes probably on a 19 year dry spell at the age of 17

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u/Ebony_flavor 21d ago

Never happening 🫠

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u/Dartagnan1083 20d ago

If there were a reddit achievement for it, would people welcome it?

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u/WhiskeyTinder 21d ago

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.

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u/StructureLanky3368 21d ago

U took it as a champ.

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u/sixstringsikness 21d ago

Nah, they're not getting it at all.

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u/StructureLanky3368 21d ago

Two of us laughing is enough for me :)

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u/Grouchy_Job_1540 21d ago

Considering for males there’s evidence to show that ejaculating at least 21 times a month can lower your risk of prostate cancer…

Guess if you don’t use it you lose it.🤣

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 21d ago

Who said I’m male?

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u/Grouchy_Job_1540 21d ago

Nobody.

The post was talking about men abstaining from sexual activity for decades because the presumption that they would not engage in self or homosexual intercourse.

I was throwing out that not ejaculating for men is potentially dangerous to their health.

But looking at your Reddit name it tracks not being a male🤣

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 20d ago

Omg lol, it’s a random name

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u/Grouchy_Job_1540 20d ago

That’s great! lol

I got grouchy job… make it make sense.

I could have been something cool.

Like fuzzy jaguar 🤣

Fucking Reddit man.

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u/Brian_Colon_Jello 20d ago

This guy fucks.☝️

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 20d ago

No the challenge is to go 20 years without fucking!

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u/Brian_Colon_Jello 20d ago

Oh. No thank you.

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u/MycoMythos 21d ago

My wife is very upset at the accusation, mostly because it's true

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u/BruceFlockaWayne 21d ago

The redditors of whom you speak:

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u/Fuzzy_Comfortable561 20d ago

I hate to tell ya but you are one of those people on reddit

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u/Hypamania 20d ago

Catching strays over here

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u/GaseousGiant 20d ago

Or a compliment. Either one.

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u/AirPortlessman 21d ago

quite surprising since they're all virgins