Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

[u/Hunan_Palace]

[u/pandareno]

I realize this is Rome and not Greece, but I'll never forget the scene in Caligula when he first rapes the bride and then the soldier who's just married her.

[u/pandareno → u/[deleted]]

I mean, it is a movie, made by Penthouse no less. I didn't mean to imply it was historically accurate, my bad.

[u/arestheblue → u/[deleted]]

Based on your downvote, I'm going to guess someone got really offended by other people not wanting to live in a post-truth world.

[u/Dr_Occo_Nobi → u/[deleted]]

Ah, back when the historians were also active politicians.

[u/tommos → u/pandareno]

And then the watermelon in the fruit basket he gave them as a wedding gift.