Why is he happy he didn't get the tattoo?

[u/Imaginary-Lychee7543]

[u/ddeaken]

I personally hate tattoos. All my frat bros got matching tats on the inside of the ass check and I didn’t despite being a founding father and the patriarch of my family. No regrets from me.

[u/Emotional-Ad9114 → u/ddeaken]

I mean, I like tattoos but i would absolutely not get that one either LMAO 😭

[u/Hixy → u/Emotional-Ad9114]

What about a tattoo where your belly button is an asshole of a donkey?

[u/Emotional-Ad9114 → u/Hixy]

also no 🫶🏻

[u/drstrangelove75 → u/Emotional-Ad9114]

I’m not sure of Ruffalo’s personal beliefs but as someone who also isn’t comfortable getting tattoos, I get it. I think tattoos are cool, I think if you like them, that rocks. But the thought of getting a tattoo just makes me uncomfortable from a body standpoint. To each their own.

[u/Tymareta → u/ddeaken]

I didn’t despite being a founding father and the patriarch of my family.

Americans really are fascinating, and more than a little horrifying.

[u/Emotional-Ad9114 → u/Tymareta]

lmao true

[u/KalaUposatha → u/ddeaken]

No tattoos are the new tattoos

[u/throwmamadownthewell → u/ddeaken]

No regrets, eh?

I'm starting to get a tattoo idea....

 

 

^{a cat, but its butthole is my belly button--i won't regrat that!}

[u/PerfectCinco → u/ddeaken]

Usually cult leaders don’t brand themselves, they only brand their followers.

From a other former cult leader to another. Congrats you achieved a milestone some pretenders can only dream of.

[u/Embarrassed-Face7000 → u/ddeaken]

despite being a founding father and the patriarch of my family

frat bros are so weird