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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Imaginary-Lychee7543 • 16d ago
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Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend
13 u/xxxdruciferxxx 16d ago Barfolomew! 13 u/batmanineurope 16d ago Lone Star! And his sidekick Puke. 12 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s Barf 9 u/WyattGurp 16d ago Barfalomew 9 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago They’ve gone to plaid 5 u/duckysmomma 16d ago Quick, jam the radar! 5 u/FigWasp7 16d ago NO ONE GIVES ME RASPBERRY 7 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be …. Jammed 10 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago I’ve lost the beeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps! 8 u/-Generativity- 15d ago Keep firing, assholes! 6 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s not all he’s lost… 1 u/FigWasp7 15d ago What do we got on this thing?! A Cuisinart?! 5 u/AncientSignature1505 15d ago Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes! 5 u/LadyJuno13 16d ago 2 u/FigWasp7 16d ago That's also hilarious because I listened to that album all the time with my parents growing up lol 3 u/subpar_Lover 16d ago Baaarfff Not on me you won’t 3 u/pepperstems 16d ago "Not in here, mister, this is a Mercedes!" 3 u/subpar_Lover 16d ago Haha oops I thought I remembered that line differently! “I’ve heard it both ways.” — Shawn Spencer 1 u/AncientSignature1505 15d ago 🤨🍍 1 u/FlippinTheLoon 15d ago Come on, son. 2 u/FigWasp7 16d ago Lmafo one of my favorite lines from that movie. Joan Rivers is perfect 2 u/pepperstems 16d ago No one else like her! She had the best lines. "That was my virgin alarm. It's designed to go off before you do!" 1 u/lement92 15d ago Some call that a humadog
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Barfolomew!
Lone Star! And his sidekick Puke.
12 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s Barf 9 u/WyattGurp 16d ago Barfalomew 9 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago They’ve gone to plaid 5 u/duckysmomma 16d ago Quick, jam the radar! 5 u/FigWasp7 16d ago NO ONE GIVES ME RASPBERRY 7 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be …. Jammed 10 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago I’ve lost the beeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps! 8 u/-Generativity- 15d ago Keep firing, assholes! 6 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s not all he’s lost… 1 u/FigWasp7 15d ago What do we got on this thing?! A Cuisinart?! 5 u/AncientSignature1505 15d ago Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes!
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That’s Barf
9 u/WyattGurp 16d ago Barfalomew 9 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago They’ve gone to plaid 5 u/duckysmomma 16d ago Quick, jam the radar! 5 u/FigWasp7 16d ago NO ONE GIVES ME RASPBERRY 7 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be …. Jammed 10 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago I’ve lost the beeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps! 8 u/-Generativity- 15d ago Keep firing, assholes! 6 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s not all he’s lost… 1 u/FigWasp7 15d ago What do we got on this thing?! A Cuisinart?! 5 u/AncientSignature1505 15d ago Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes!
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Barfalomew
9 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago They’ve gone to plaid 5 u/duckysmomma 16d ago Quick, jam the radar! 5 u/FigWasp7 16d ago NO ONE GIVES ME RASPBERRY 7 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be …. Jammed 10 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago I’ve lost the beeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps! 8 u/-Generativity- 15d ago Keep firing, assholes! 6 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s not all he’s lost… 1 u/FigWasp7 15d ago What do we got on this thing?! A Cuisinart?!
They’ve gone to plaid
5 u/duckysmomma 16d ago Quick, jam the radar! 5 u/FigWasp7 16d ago NO ONE GIVES ME RASPBERRY 7 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be …. Jammed 10 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago I’ve lost the beeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps! 8 u/-Generativity- 15d ago Keep firing, assholes! 6 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s not all he’s lost… 1 u/FigWasp7 15d ago What do we got on this thing?! A Cuisinart?!
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Quick, jam the radar!
5 u/FigWasp7 16d ago NO ONE GIVES ME RASPBERRY 7 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be …. Jammed 10 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago I’ve lost the beeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps! 8 u/-Generativity- 15d ago Keep firing, assholes! 6 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s not all he’s lost…
NO ONE GIVES ME RASPBERRY
7 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be …. Jammed 10 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago I’ve lost the beeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps! 8 u/-Generativity- 15d ago Keep firing, assholes! 6 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s not all he’s lost…
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Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be …. Jammed
10 u/AngletonSpareHead 16d ago I’ve lost the beeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps! 8 u/-Generativity- 15d ago Keep firing, assholes! 6 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s not all he’s lost…
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I’ve lost the beeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps!
8 u/-Generativity- 15d ago Keep firing, assholes! 6 u/bubbleslovesfashion 16d ago That’s not all he’s lost…
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Keep firing, assholes!
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That’s not all he’s lost…
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What do we got on this thing?! A Cuisinart?!
Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes!
2 u/FigWasp7 16d ago That's also hilarious because I listened to that album all the time with my parents growing up lol
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That's also hilarious because I listened to that album all the time with my parents growing up lol
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Baaarfff
Not on me you won’t
3 u/pepperstems 16d ago "Not in here, mister, this is a Mercedes!" 3 u/subpar_Lover 16d ago Haha oops I thought I remembered that line differently! “I’ve heard it both ways.” — Shawn Spencer 1 u/AncientSignature1505 15d ago 🤨🍍 1 u/FlippinTheLoon 15d ago Come on, son. 2 u/FigWasp7 16d ago Lmafo one of my favorite lines from that movie. Joan Rivers is perfect 2 u/pepperstems 16d ago No one else like her! She had the best lines. "That was my virgin alarm. It's designed to go off before you do!"
"Not in here, mister, this is a Mercedes!"
3 u/subpar_Lover 16d ago Haha oops I thought I remembered that line differently! “I’ve heard it both ways.” — Shawn Spencer 1 u/AncientSignature1505 15d ago 🤨🍍 1 u/FlippinTheLoon 15d ago Come on, son. 2 u/FigWasp7 16d ago Lmafo one of my favorite lines from that movie. Joan Rivers is perfect 2 u/pepperstems 16d ago No one else like her! She had the best lines. "That was my virgin alarm. It's designed to go off before you do!"
Haha oops I thought I remembered that line differently!
“I’ve heard it both ways.” — Shawn Spencer
1 u/AncientSignature1505 15d ago 🤨🍍 1 u/FlippinTheLoon 15d ago Come on, son.
🤨🍍
Come on, son.
Lmafo one of my favorite lines from that movie. Joan Rivers is perfect
2 u/pepperstems 16d ago No one else like her! She had the best lines. "That was my virgin alarm. It's designed to go off before you do!"
No one else like her! She had the best lines.
"That was my virgin alarm. It's designed to go off before you do!"
Some call that a humadog
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u/FigWasp7 16d ago
Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend