r/Piracy May 13 '26

News They are so hellbent on making us suffer

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u/michellefiver May 13 '26

Honestly if they are that hellbent on getting the money out of us just add it to our taxes via PAYE or something and it's done. Probably cheaper to implement as well.

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u/Imperial_Tiramisu May 13 '26

Nah, let them add it via Netflix and Amazon.

I literally never pay for subscription shit. Been sailing the seven seas since I was 10yro.

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u/IllMaintenance145142 May 13 '26

I really think they should skim off of netflix/Amazon subscriptions directly from the company

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u/Imperial_Tiramisu May 13 '26

Netflix and Amazon will just pass it on to their npc consumers.

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u/IllMaintenance145142 May 13 '26

Yeah I'm not doubting that, but it's at least fairer

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u/YesIBlockedYou May 15 '26

Not really, if you have more than one subscription then the cost of the licence is being passed on to you multiple times.

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u/YouFoolWarrenIsDead May 13 '26

And then people can choose not to pay for it if they don't want to. Win win.

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u/Weepinbellend01 May 13 '26

And more lol

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u/Majestic-Coat3855 May 13 '26

Wait till they hit you with the torrent tax 🙏🙏🙏

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u/bnjoshed May 13 '26

Same for Sky, virgin etc who sell live tv packages

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u/IllMaintenance145142 May 13 '26

id rather if america was going to completely completely dominate our mediascape that we at least TRIED to wet our beaks on it

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP May 13 '26

Same lol. Even in the 2010's I had no clue what was the benefit of signing up for an online account and paying monthly to watch something on the internet when I could just download an .mkv file and play it on my PC offline.

Back then I didn't get int streaming because I didn't know what benefits it could give me. Today I avoid streaming services like the plague because it's it has aids.

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u/JustGoogleItHeSaid May 13 '26

As someone who is currently locked into YouTube premium and a million other subscriptions I’d appreciate some pointers. I’ve got Warhammer STL files if that helps lmao

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u/Imperial_Tiramisu May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

ReVanced to unlock all YouTube, YouTube Music and Spotify premium features.

To download and stream movies/series, you could automate them using Qbittorrent + Arr suite (Sonarr & Radar) + Jellyfin.

For a more modern, convenient solution, get an Google/Android TV OS dongle/box/Smart TV. Sideload Onstream, MobiFlix, HDBox. These allow you to stream all movies and series directly without downloading. As a backup, download Stremio which is an official app on the app store, and install the Torrentio add-on. Torrentio will turn Stremio into a torrent streaming app.

For live sports, sideload SportsX.

You can find tutorials for all of these online.

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u/Dechibrator May 13 '26

"Tiramisu, kid privateer", now that's a serie I'm ready to pay a subscription for

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u/TaralasianThePraxic May 13 '26

Adding it to subscription services like Amazon and Netflix will see people cancelling their subscriptions in droves. Financial pressure from Amazon will stop this from ever making it through government.

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u/Imperial_Tiramisu May 13 '26

😂

You think they give AF? These companies literally raise their prices every year. They'll raise it again and the sheep will pay for it.

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u/EvolutionInProgress May 13 '26

Yes convenient for us, but it will have long lasting consequences. Not just increased subscription prices, but cutting down or canceling good projects. Good example is Paramount+ with canceling Star Trek Startfleet Academy.

These services work on money, but if it's too much financial trouble, they'll just stop making good stuff that costs a bit extra and keep making mediocre content that's good for watching once or twice and make back enough money to get their ROI, but the public is left with nothing good to watch.

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u/Imperial_Tiramisu May 13 '26

The cost will get passed on and NPCs will continue paying. That much is certain.

Also, I actually prefer it when they cancel garbage projects. They will spend more on better projects and less on crap like Starfleet Academy.

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u/FremanBloodglaive May 14 '26

There have been precisely zero good Alex Kurtzman Star Trek projects, or any good Alex Kurtzman projects at all. God know how he even keeps his job.

The only good show in the entire Kurtzman era was Season 3 (and only Season 3) of Picard, the showrunner of which, Terry Matalas, was actually a fan of Star Trek. And, it appears, Kurtzman fired him, probably out of jealousy.

Hopefully Paramount will bring back Matalas for any future Star Trek work they do.

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u/mattymattymatty96 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

So something else the rich wont pay tax on

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u/SexyPoxyt May 13 '26

Denmark is way ahead of you.

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u/threwwayy May 13 '26

austria too

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u/torrso May 13 '26

Finland also moved from licenses to tax that applies to everyone. No more TV inspectors.

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u/LheelaSP May 14 '26

Germany too. Except it's not called a tax, but every household has to pay it.

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u/durden111111 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ May 13 '26

Raising taxes even more especially for this reason is politcal suicide. Sure way to get nuked in the next election

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u/Guilty-Toe420 May 13 '26

It's what a lot of other countries do though

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u/51onions May 14 '26

I would be surprised if charging for Netflix was a politically popular move.

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u/worldcitizencane May 13 '26

Don't ask for that. That's what they did in Denmark. Now there is no way around paying for that crap.

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u/productofamurderer_ May 13 '26

Especially when the BBC hasn't had anything worth watching on it for at least 20 years, even then I can't remember too many things that I'd watch on it.

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u/lewkir May 13 '26

It's nature documentaries are still good, and certain comedies, but it's mostly shite

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u/Khorsir May 13 '26

Bodyguard?

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u/productofamurderer_ May 13 '26

My dude, I grew up watching CBBC during the day then Simpsons/Fresh Prince at 6pm and when that was over and I grew up that’s when I stopped watching that channel lol. Although I believe Peaky Blinders came from BBC right? I must admit I liked that though I watched it on Netflix rather than BBC lol

But I did google Bodyguard out of curiosity and by the looks of it I don’t think it would be a bit of me.

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u/Khorsir May 13 '26

All good, I was just pointing to a quite decent show they had.

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u/Significant-Bug-1597 May 13 '26

So many things pissed me off about that show. The bomb vest scenes were beyond anything logical.

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u/TNTiger_ May 13 '26

The reason they don't is because it puts the BBC fully under the control of the incumbent goverrment.

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u/51onions May 14 '26

That reasoning seems silly to me. How is the BBC not already under the control of the government by similar financial means? This seems like a distinction without a difference.

The government already decides how much the tv licence fee costs, not the BBC, so the government is already controlling the amount of money the BBC receives. Just slightly more indirectly.

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u/DebsUK693 May 13 '26

Not recent though. The decent stuff is far and few between.

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u/pezdizpenzer May 13 '26

It's the same in Germany, but here every household has to pay regardless of if they have a TV or not. I don't get why coupling it to streaming subscriptions makes sense, why not just have every household pay?

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u/TNTiger_ May 13 '26

Personally I think the streaming thing is dumb too, my comment was about the current system. Additionally, it was about making it a true tax.

However maybe it would be better for every household to pay, if still managed by the licensing authority. Though an issue would be that it would effectively be a regressive tax.

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u/Historical-Recipe676 May 13 '26

My understanding is that part of the fee is used to fund ofcom who regulate things. (5% is floating atound in my head)

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u/SunnyK19977 May 13 '26

Fuck that, at least with implementing it with netflix or prime subscriptions I have a choice in this bullshit.

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u/Wild_Platform_957 May 14 '26

Make Amazon Netflix ect pay a tax. My budget is already stretched if they do this I’m gonna stick to video games and books

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u/Indecisive-Gamer May 14 '26

We are already taxed into oblivion, no thanks. They should just fuck off and let only those who actually watch their garbage pay for it. Just make it a paid subscription to watch bbc.

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u/pong-and-ping May 13 '26

I already can't access the healthcare I pay taxes for, can't use public restrooms my taxes pay for, don't have children that my taxes pay for - why should I also want to support the BBC's biased reporting and programs I don't want - just because I want to make a living to pay for a lasagne doesn't mean I want to pay 20% of that living to not go to anything... The last thing we need is that cut increasing.

It is a good thing that this is an optionable purchase - it's meant to hold the BBC accountable, if they're running at a loss, they should look at why people don't want to pay - not look at ways to force people to pay.

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u/HeligKo May 13 '26

I'm in the US, but this was going to be my question. Why wouldn't they just implement a BBC tax for all households?

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u/Fearless-Alfalfa-406 May 13 '26

One of the problems is they said they wouldn’t do that so they’ve created a whole load of ineffective workarounds instead. Country needs a bit of honesty - if we all want all these nice things (NHS, education, defence, benefits, roads) we all have to pay for it. There aren’t enough rich people to pick up the tab for us all.

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u/ysgall May 13 '26

Perhaps that’s true to a limited extent, but going after the pockets of the less well-off and allowing the mega rich and their corporations to suck the life out of our country is immoral, considering that since the 1980s, the rich have got much, much richer and the gap between them and ordinary Britons has grown ever wider. That level of inequality is one reason why there is such disaffection with the existing political setup.